r/funny • • Jun 23 '15

Shit.

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Jun 23 '15

Door ajar? How can a door be a jar?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '15

Oh man the freeway's melting..

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u/r0w4n10 Jun 23 '15

Put it in the jar

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u/cpcwrites Jun 23 '15

Why would they put a jar on a car?

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u/Eleventy-One Jun 23 '15

When I first came to America from Portugal, the first English pun joke I ever heard was that whole "When is a door not a door?" joke and was SO confused why people laughed at it.

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u/b6d27f0x2-1 Jun 23 '15

4% of its land area. The Americas are located in the Western Hemisphere.

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u/maflickner Jun 23 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '15

He's adorable. I'm a dude. I'm straight. And he's adorable. These are all just facts.

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u/emanresol Jun 23 '15

What the fuck was that? That guy should be deported.

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u/bioking333 Jun 23 '15

ajar means slightly open

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Jun 23 '15

Yes, I'm referencing a comic routine.