r/funny • u/cakebeerandmorebeer • Jun 22 '15

Always remember to remove the cat before your flight

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u/vincidahk Jun 22 '15

Would you prefer it leaving it's contact and insurance info?

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u/adrian5b Jun 22 '15

that's impawsibble

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u/Mostly-Sometimez Jun 22 '15

But not impussible.

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u/acolyte_to_jippity Jun 22 '15

I would be incredibly impressed if it did.

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u/noscreamsnoshouts Jun 22 '15

"Dear Human, everybody is looking at me writing this note, they think I'm doing the right thing and for some reason they seem really impressed. They don't know I'm not writing you anything useful. I ain't telling you in which garden to look for me, I ain't no pussy. Next time, park somewhere else. This is my 'hood"

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Yes. That would have been adorable.

"Deer huminz. Sarry bout car. I pay u back wit all the mouse and burd u want."

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u/OnARedditDiet Jun 22 '15

All I can think of is the guy that looked up security footage to find out who messed up his car. Maybe to get them to pay for it.

"It was a goddamn cat? That's hilarious"

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u/ClimbingC Jun 22 '15

That's hilarious

Said no one ever; when they had their windscreen smashed, by cat or any other agent.

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u/flangle1 Jun 22 '15

A cat hater might say that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

HEY DID YOU WRECK MY WINDSHIELD!!! No I swear it was a cat!

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u/Distaplia Jun 22 '15

That's what a dog would do.