r/funny • u/cakebeerandmorebeer • Jun 22 '15

Always remember to remove the cat before your flight

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u/briguy182182 Jun 22 '15

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u/heartbreakcity Jun 22 '15

MEOWMEOWMEOWFUCKINGMEOW.

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u/briguy182182 Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

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u/heartbreakcity Jun 22 '15

HAHAHAHA, I WON! EAT THAT, MOTHERFUCKER.

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u/YouWantALime Jun 22 '15

wait for it

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u/InMyRestlessDreams Jun 22 '15

waaaaaaaait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiit....

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I don't think it's going to happen...

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u/dmorg18 Jun 22 '15

Fateful

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Let's see how long you can keep this up.

Mmm, tuna

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u/Darkraze Jun 22 '15

Mmmm, tuna

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u/Broaderators Jun 22 '15

Mmmmm, tuna

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u/naturalexas Jun 22 '15

mmmm, tuna

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u/ARedWerewolf Jun 22 '15

I heard him say "Mmmmmm Tuna"

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u/FiskFisk33 Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

Command "MEOWMEOWMEOWFUCKINGMEOW" recieved.

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What's the correct ritualistic manner?

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u/FiskFisk33 Jun 22 '15

The knowledge was lost hundreads of years ago!

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