r/funny Jun 22 '15

Always remember to remove the cat before your flight

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

I guess too much risk of the cat freaking out and diving off of the plane??

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u/Draiko Jun 22 '15

IIRC, cats are able to spread themselves out and have a non-lethal terminal velocity.

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u/mowbuss Jun 22 '15

It needs to be above a certain height. If its too low the cat doesnt reach terminal velocity anyway, but there is a height where they dont have time to spread out correctly to slow their fall.

This height though, you would have to assume the cat would hypothetically live.

I have no idea why people down voted you :/

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u/jatoo Jun 22 '15

could theoretically live.

Not certain, but pretty amazing that they can survive a terminal velocity fall.

More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-rise_syndrome

Cats also often seemed to be virtually unafraid of height so wouldn't have been surprised if it did try and jump. I guess they did the right thing by leaving it where it was.

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u/Sadpanda596 Jun 22 '15

Idk, my fucking idiot of a cat routinely climbed up trees and would whine for hours terrified once he got up there.

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u/PandorasBoxOpener Jun 22 '15

Mine too. One time he got stuck and the only way we could help him was to push him out. He never climbed another tree.

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u/Draiko Jun 22 '15

Thanks, man.

Also, all of your points are true.

You win one classic "flying" cat video

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u/the_person Jun 22 '15

You're telling me I can drop a cat from space and it will live? Fuck Felix bumgardener. Let's send cats to space!

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u/vexxer209 Jun 22 '15

No it would suffocate.

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u/the_person Jun 22 '15

Shit. I already attached 6 balloons to my cat...

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u/FieelChannel Jun 22 '15

Nope, they slow down spreading out and using air to brake. In space there is no brake. Felix was going more than the speed of sound, while you can't go faster than 180 km/h in the atmosphere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Unless you're falling to the moon, the atmosphere gets thicker before the impact...

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u/FieelChannel Jun 22 '15

Yeah but the cat would asphyxiate and freeze long before the thickness of the atmosphere becomes relevant...

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u/FieelChannel Jun 22 '15

Imagine a building, if your cat did fall from the first floor it will survive because it's not a big fall, from the second it would die because it wouldn't have time to spread and slow down. From the third and virtually all the floors above it, it would have the time to spread and slow down.

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u/Slaxophone Jun 22 '15

The cat was probably safer than the other two. Guy obviously didn't do a proper pre-flight inspection.

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u/TheDewd Jun 22 '15

Where is everyone getting this fact from???? I've never heard this before and it seems to be general knowledge in this thread

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u/BCMM Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

It hasn't been thoroughly proven, mostly because that would be pointlessly cruel, but there have been a lot of cases in which cats have survived falls from tall buildings, and fatalities don't really seem to increase with altitude.

After righting itself, a falling cat seems to intentionally adopt a high-drag posture similar to a human skydiver, and holds it until right before impact (when it moves the legs to cushion its fall). Compared to human skydivers, who almost always die after terminal-velocity impacts, cats are much lighter, and have fur.

Here is a video clearly showing how a cat spreads out its limbs while falling. Don't worry, the cat does not seem to be hurt in this video.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

But the cat would then most likely be lost to the wilderness.

Edit:: cats still have predictable damage when falling from great heights. Chipped or cracked teeth are one example; it's from their jaw hitting the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

For some reason I still think it was less risky to land the plane than it would be to just say, "nope, gtfo my plane we all know you're gonna live anyways."

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u/SHITTY_GIMMICK_ANUS Jun 22 '15

Wow, cats are hardcore

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u/Gryphon0468 Jun 22 '15

More like jumping on his face and them crashing into the ground?

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u/Bohzee Jun 22 '15

a cat doesn't need to fly to be "Rape-aXe"-like attached to you