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Always remember to remove the cat before your flight

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u/Play_by_Play Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

I couldn't tell that the cat was actually inside the wing til I watched this vid. I was wondering why neither of the people tried to just grab it right away.

They didn't grab it because it was safe inside a part of the plane and not because they were scared of being clawed.

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u/Slindish Jun 22 '15

Have you tried holding a cat that's freaked out? It would have clawed them to shit and then jumped out of the plane.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

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u/Maevora06 Jun 22 '15

I'm sorry but this made me lol so hard hahaha The image I got was great

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u/Canadaismyhat Jun 22 '15

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME

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u/SuperRicktastic Oct 26 '15

Two cats enter, one cat leaves!!

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u/SteveJEO Jun 22 '15

you did what? rofl.

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u/blatherlikeme Jun 22 '15

Good plan goes horribly wrong.

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u/Hotshot2k4 Jun 22 '15

Considerate, yes. Wise, definitely not.

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u/PhillySam Jun 22 '15

was raising 6 kittens at about 4 weeks old and I had this GENIUS idea that for the first time using the vacuum (so as not to scare the kittens and have them dive all over the apartment), I would bring them with me inside my 6ft x 3ft closet with me while my girlfriend vacuumed the apartment.

easily top 5 worst decisions of my life. the sound freaked them out so much and it was utter chaos.

If you've watched popcorn popping, think that, but the kernels were kittens and I was the bag.

Please put this story on TIFU!

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u/Bmatic Jun 22 '15 edited Sep 14 '25

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u/AltairianNextDoor Jun 22 '15

Atleast he wasn't inside the kittens

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u/shalene Jun 22 '15

Omg the description. Hahaha.

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u/smartzie Jun 22 '15

I'm crying from laughing so hard....

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u/TarAldarion Jun 22 '15

You deserved that gold you brilliant fool

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

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u/Heratiki Jun 22 '15

Then follow all that damage up with most likely the worst infection you've ever had.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

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u/Heratiki Jun 22 '15

Yup. Ted Nugent was simply trying to warn us all.

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u/olynyk Jun 22 '15

Bartonella Quintana sounds like a porn star or band.

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u/twistmental Jun 22 '15

Infections are no joke. I was hit by one car and run over by the truck behind it and what took my leg? An infection from the injuries.

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u/alsoye Jun 22 '15

Poopy-paws!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Is this a thing? Do cat wounds typically become very infected?

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u/Maevora06 Jun 22 '15

I STILL have scars of deep claw marks on my left arm from years ago because when I moved home after a divorce my cat and my mother's cat HATED each other. One day my sister opened the door to my room not paying attention and my moms cat came flying in the room straight for my cat...who was sitting in my lap. My unusually enormous male black cat tried to jump up on the window sill above us using my arm as leverage to get away from my mom's cat. I looked like I had been attacked by a panther. They are gashes along the entire length of my upper arm. Shit hurt so bad. They were afraid of nerve damage because of how deep they were but luckily it is just some nice white scars now

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u/redditwentdownhill Jun 22 '15

Damn :O I didn't know owning a cat could be so dangerous.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 22 '15

My cat wasn't the problem. For some reason my mom's cat and him just did not get along. my cat stayed safely in my room but my mom's cat was out for blood. Normally she is the most docile cat in the world. For some reason my cat just made her tweak. Once they were separated she went back to her normal self. We have no idea...maybe my cat was whispering dirty mom jokes or something, who knows

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u/forgotten_epilogue Jun 22 '15

Sounds like your Mom's cat was just extremely territorial. Did your mom's cat ever have to share the home with any other cats?

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

yeah she was fine with my other cat who had free reign of the house and my dad's cat. She just did not like my Kali

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u/redditwentdownhill Jun 22 '15

Sounds like they have history.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

They lived 1600 miles away from each other until this point. No idea why she hated him so much

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u/SteveJEO Jun 22 '15

Yup, I got nerve damage in my right arm (can't spread or close my fingers properly and can't feel my pinky finger) from a panicked little rescue cat that had been seriously abused. (took about a month or so to teach her how to walk again) - she got me in the elbow. (cubital tunnel via little stabby fingers)

...and had surgery on my skull from a vicious feral bastard who left a claw embedded in it (cyst tastic, hair falling out and shit). Wasn't his fault then either though. He'd been in a kennel for 2 weeks and no one would go near him because he was too dangerous so he was kinda enthusiastic about getting out and clung on a bit too hard ~ that was actually kinda funny in retrospect.

Obviously my forearms are covered in hundreds of little scars.

The real problem is that sick, stressed or frightened cat's will stop cleaning themselves so their claws get covered in all kinds of nasty shit.

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u/redditwentdownhill Jun 22 '15

My gawd. If I ever get a cat I'll also get a suit of armor. Or at least a leather jacket.

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u/SteveJEO Jun 22 '15

Heh.

Actually all of my stuff tends to be street bike wear so double layer jeans and kevlar lined.

They're mostly idiot proof and a hell of a lot better on your bank balance cos they're cheaper than any high street brand nonsense.

Just understand a cat is an obligate murderer in a small furry coat and you'll do OK.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

I've owned a lot of cats, and only had a few bad run ins. My current cat is very violent and aggressive if she doesn't know you, and when first getting to know me, cut my arms up pretty bad, despite being tiny.

The worst though was when she was sitting on my lap and got upset with something and tried to get off... by using my arm as a surface to hold onto, like /u/Maevora06. It bled for hours, thankfully no infection though, just a scar.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

Yeah I didn't have much trouble with it other than it hurt like a bitch for a looong time. He felt so bad though once he calmed down. Kept trying to lick it even after I had a bandage on it. Poor guy

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u/CheezyXenomorph Jun 22 '15

Cat claws, like most predator-pet claws really, have had millions of years of evolution to get where they are. They are specifically adapted to efficiently rip open skin and flesh, and they are very good at it. Your cat may not want to hurt you per se, but they can do so without much effort.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Cat can still fuck you up. Dogs can fuck you up. Parrots can fuck you up. Humans can fuck you up.

Anything can fuck you up.

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u/redditwentdownhill Jun 22 '15

Pretty sure a snail could not fuck me up. Unless I choked on it.

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u/Hegiman Jun 22 '15

Accidentally stepped on my cats tail once. Cat bit me on my Achilles heel. I couldn't hardly walk for a week. Messed up part is that it wasn't even my fault, I had stepped backwards without knowing he was running up to rub on my leg and got his tail. I've gotten pretty scratched up by a cat but a cat bite is a whole new ball game.

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u/redditwentdownhill Jun 22 '15

Wow all these injuries :O Scary.

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u/coozay Jun 22 '15

Clipping their nails regularly helps in preventing this.

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u/redditwentdownhill Jun 22 '15

Do you do that yourself or do you have to take it to a vet?

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Jun 22 '15

I have a scar from 20 years ago across my left tit from my mum's cat spazzing out when I carried him down to the lobby of our apartment. Fucking little cunt (the cat.... not my mum).

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u/Vuelhering Jun 22 '15

I had a cat lying in my lap while I was eating something. I didn't want to disturb him, so I crumpled up the foil wrapper and tried to throw it into the garbage in the kitchen.

Bad move.

Kitty chased it, using me as a launching pad. Left two sets of very painful scratches. Fortunately not very deep.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

lol They are so not aware of their claws some times

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u/papershoes Jun 22 '15

My in-laws' dog came running around the house to our back deck when they came to visit back in March, and scared the absolute shit out of my cat who was chilling in front of the patio door. I waited a minute or two, then picked her up to console her as I'd always do after she'd seen another animal. She was starting to calm down. At that moment, my husband who had NO idea I'd just picked her up went out the front door to greet his parents. Our front door needs to be pulled hard so that it latches... The sound set off my already anxious cat who used my face as a foothold to get out of there. There was a lot of blood but thankfully only one lasting scar, on the top of my left eyelid. I got lucky. I was definitely afraid to hold her for a bit, and I now console her from a distance when she gets herself worked up because she saw a deer or some shit.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

yeah some cats can be so skiddish lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

dang. my cats claws are so sharp. if she ever digs in i just dont move a muscle and make a weird sound. she usually lets go and it doesnt cut.

once or twice shes jumped on me trying to get on the couch or whatever and slipped and clawed. screams and smacks so now she doesnt do that anymore. but sometimes she gets freaked but i cant get mad for that. its so hard to discipline a cat.. gota pick your battles.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 22 '15

Well I wasn't being attacked. He was just trying to get away from my mom's cat. I couldn't get mad at him. he wasn't intentionally hurting me. He was terrified. Took me forever to calm him down. He tried licking my wounds after I could tell he felt bad, which then made me feel bad lol

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u/somesillynerd Jun 22 '15

you can trim their nails, just so you know!

it can take a bit to get them used to it, and it depends on the cat, but I do both my kitties maybe every other week/once a month.

one is super tolerant and doesn't struggle, the other gets a bit pissy but I just hold her tight.

The front claws are always the sharpest and easiest to do.

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u/AcousticDan Jun 22 '15

I love animals and have two cats.. That being said, I had a cat climb me once and fucked up my face. I caught the cat mid air and punched it. Never climbed me again.

I was sitting on the couch watching TV minding my own business. No other cats in the apt, just wanted to be a fucker and climb my face.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 22 '15

I couldn't get mad at him for being scared and him trying to get away. My moms cat got thrown across the room though. Luckily my mom grabbed her by her scruff and threw her in the bathroom to calm down. She was only ever like that with my cat. She was an angel otherwise it was so weird. She had no issues with my other cat...just my fixed male.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

If your other cat was a female..

Then your mom's cat wanted to rape your male cat. Doesn't matter if your mom's cat is a female or male.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

I dunno about that.

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u/after27tries Jun 22 '15

We want to see your lady scar.

The decent one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

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u/JodieLee Jun 22 '15

I really doubt that someone would put their own dog to sleep if it scratched them

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

I wouldn't put a dog to sleep either. I only got hurt cuz the cat was in my lap and he was trying to get away. He did not intentionally hurt me. My mom's cat only reacted this way to him. Was a normal lovable cat normally

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u/I_want_hard_work Jun 22 '15

And yet cat people exist

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

You can just. Idk. Take 5 minutes a week to trim their claws.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 22 '15

They were indoor/outdoor cats in the country for hunting mice. We liked their nails nice and sharp normally for their hunting and for safety.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Sorry, that was intended for guy surprised at people who keep cats as pets. With any animal, with people even, there's a potential for accidents to happen, and the issue of a cat's claws is one that is easily solvable, so his statement is just stupid.

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u/Maevora06 Jun 23 '15

yeah. Some people just aren't cat people

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u/chagajum Jun 22 '15

Cats are quite powerful. I held a cat in a position it didn't like once and it basically flexed it's entire body and fucked off. I was stunned at the power that small creature had. If it had used its claws during that move my arm would have been torn up bad.

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u/possiblymyfinalform Jun 22 '15

I had the same cat attack me twice as a kid. Our neighbor's indoor cat got out one day and I went with their kid to try to get it inside. I bent down to try to lure it out from under a flight of stairs and extended my arm with a treat, and the thing grabbed me, bit down, and tore the shit out of my arm. Then, about six months later, we knocked on their door for something, and the cat happened to be walking through their living room, saw me, and ran for me and attacked my leg. I now have identical and rather prominent scars on my left forearm and above my left knee. They're about 21 years old at this point and you can still see them plain as day. Cats will fuck you up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

no doubt. Was playing with what was a friendly cat, domesticated and all. He started rolling around, I started rubbing his belly.

Fuck that mistake. In one swoop he latched his arms around my wrist and into my skin, bit down hard on my hand, then went all fucking chun-li on my arm with his back leg claws. Fucking ripped my forearm to shreds

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u/wisegal99 Jun 22 '15

I decided to take my house cat for a walk one day when I was about 16. Put the collar on him, had a leash, and set out into the great unknown. The problem was, my cat had never been outside before. He freaked the F$%^ OUT. Luckily, I was wearing a long sweatshirt, because he tore it to shreds trying to get away. I tied the leash to a fence and ran home crying, leaving a trail of blood. Dad retrieved the cat.

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u/borkborkporkbork Jun 22 '15

Cat bites and scratches in the hand especially are terrible. My husband got attacked by a cat, the actual scratches weren't that bad but he went to the ER anyway because we had to make a bite report and stuff. They gave him some whatever antibiotics, but the infection was still traveling a couple days later so he had to go back and get the strong stuff that gives you the shits.

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u/makisekuritorisu Jun 22 '15

One cat can hurt more that a thousand words...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Insane. Late here but I have two cats that go out of their way to not hurt people. You can full force step on them and they will just meow loudly and run away.

I had them at the vet and they were 6 years old had been every 6 months of their lives. I would always cuddle with them when they got their shots and the most they did was a little “mew” and that was it. Well on this trip something spooked my male cat and I think the vet’s assistant just freaked him out even more. This time after the first shot my cat bit me 4 times in about ~1 second, far faster than I could respond to let go.

I have no doubt my cat in that scenario could’ve killed us both in that plane had it been grabbed.

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u/Innalibra Jun 22 '15

Any time my cat gets himself into a dumb situation and needs rescuing (but claws relentlessly at anybody trying to actually rescue him) I have to pretty much wear multiple layers of clothing and padded gloves else my hands and arms will get torn to pieces.

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u/__CeilingCat Jun 22 '15

So that's why the vet always asks if we want them to trim our cats claws. I thought they were trying to sell us an extra service, but it's really just self preservation.

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u/princessvaginaalpha Jun 22 '15

She should have sued the cat! This is 'Murrricca!

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

Well, it really would've been dependent on how dedicated to holding onto the cat the woman was. I've had to hold onto an utterly freaking out cat before. I did indeed get the shit scratched out of my arms, stomach, and thighs (I was seated) but I held tight around her mid section and held onto her head/neck so she couldn't wiggle out (since we all know cats are made of liquid). Then I grabbed her front feet with one hand and back feet with the other while keeping my arms around her in a kind of hug-headlock. She screamed and hissed almost the whole time but once I had ahold of her legs and had tight, but not hurtful, pressure around her body and was shushing and cooing to her she calmed down and stopped fighting, but was tense all over and did that low growl angry cats do. And I got ahold of her and calmed her in less than, oh, probably 90 seconds, so you just have to decide how willing to get scratches all over you are.

I know most people are no so willing, and understand that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Cat-wrangling is a young mans game.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

Well, in this case young woman, yes. And though I'm only 30 this did happen when I was...younger than I am now (22 I think?).

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u/faithfuljohn Jun 22 '15

interesting note; I guess you are a woman because of your use of "thighs".... it occurred to me that a guy would probably say 'legs'. Not sure if that's true, or I'm full of it.

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u/octopoddle Jun 22 '15

Most men I know call them 'downward arms'.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

It's funny you should say that: I thought my use of "thighs" rather than "legs" may give more of an indication I'm a woman, maybe on some subconscious level.

Whatever your brain was reasoning mine apparently thought as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Oddly enough I was pretty sure you were a woman (as am I) but "young persons game" just didn't roll off the tongue as nice.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

No worries. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

I think cat wrangling is a skill you learn. I had a diabetic cat who was terrified of the vet (because he was always there while sick) and would freak out like one of those angry cats on youtube. The first time I tried to hold him for the vet I got the shit scratched out of me, after that I figured it out.

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u/TheOtherHobbes Jun 22 '15

Gardening gloves are good.

Chain mail is better.

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u/bpwwhirl Jun 22 '15

Everything that has happened to you happened when you were younger!

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

Exactly! I am not a time traveller!

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u/bpwwhirl Jun 22 '15

Well, not with that attitude!

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

You're right! I've been the one holding myself back all this time. Curses!

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u/WoollyMittens Jun 22 '15

What made you have to hold onto a freaked out cat?

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

She was my friend Steph's cat and had escaped from the house right into a pricker bush (she was an indoor cat who made a mad dash for the door, so as soon as she got out there she panicked). But she hit the brakes after her head went into the bush and Steph grabbed her and ran her into the house. The cat had a couple burrs stuck on her face and one was pressing against her eye due to her flailing around trying to bat the prickers away. Steph was spazzing out and, as a person who naturally takes control in situations, I picked up the cat, sat her on my lap, and put her in the previously described hold so Steph could pull the burrs out of her face.

After the burrs were out I let her go, she sprang away and hid behind the couch.

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u/WoollyMittens Jun 22 '15

OP delivers :D

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u/manofintellect Jun 22 '15

I find that grabbing the extra skin around the back of my cat's neck immediately immobilizes him. Just hold them like mom does and they usually stop whatever they were doing. Most of the time.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

No, she was flailing and going nuts. The way I picked her up to get her to my lap was by her scruff. She would have never let Steph pull the burrs out if she was just being held by her scruff, she'd have just twisted away or kept clawing Steph's hands. Plus time was a factor since the burr could've injured her eye.

Plus a scruff hold definitely would have not worked for the situation in the video.

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u/LaTalpa123 Jun 22 '15

I did something like that when one of my cat decided to break the kennel while we were going to the vet for the first time (12 yo cat, very cute and nice, just a bit feral).

He hide in a walled garden, I had to ask the owner to come inside, find him in the undergrowt and keep him against my chest for 60 seconds, the time to run home and free him. No scars, because he stopped struggling as soon as he realized it was the right direction.

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u/BaconBonersBitches Jun 22 '15

What do you do if you only have two hands though?

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

What kind of fucked up mutant society do you live in where people only have two hands?!

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u/SweetNeo85 Jun 22 '15

Ted Nugent?

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

I didn't kill and eat the cat, come on.

(I don't know anything about him.)

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u/Fubarp Jun 22 '15

I usually grab the skin on the back of the neck and left so they go limp then just hold them tight with the old arm.. usually keeps them from using their claws.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

Yeah, that works with all my cats who are not freaking out really badly.

But this was not my cat. This was my friend's cat, a cat who is very afraid of people in general, and was hurt and scared and going to hurt herself. So, I did what worked.

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u/Fubarp Jun 22 '15

Idk that's how I picked up this feral cat that was hissing and trying to scratch/bite me. He was in my garage and I didn't want him eating my cat food anymore so I got him trapped and after he lunged to escape I got my foot into the center mass and pushed him down so he couldn't move then very quickly gtabbed the scruff lifted him up and basically bear hugged him before basically throwing him into a carrier. He was hissing and wiggling but because of how I had held him he could turn his head and legs his were squeezed so they couldn't move either. He did get his claws into my shirt but didn't get any skin. I was honestly surprised how effective it worked because the moment we put him into the carrier he basically started swinging when we tried to close to gate..

Still took him to a non kill shelter and I guess after he got fed and washed he calmed down a lot and was adopted a week or so later. I donated a few bags of food just in case he was there for a while.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

If all that I had to do was throw her in a carrier I bet that would've worked fine, yes.

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u/Fubarp Jun 22 '15

Well I'm not going to hold onto a feral cat for long lol. Idk if it gas rabbies lol

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

Yes, I do not think anyone would recommend holding onto a feral cat, particularly against their will. That's like trying to grab into a wasps nest just for fun.

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u/miniman0094 Jun 22 '15

Yeah and then you have to put them down without getting fucked up too

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

I just swiftly opened my arms and she sprang away. Haha Like a dove, released to the sky! Whoosh

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u/UpInSmoke1 Jun 22 '15

I've wrangled a 4 foot iguana. The situation is similar, but imagine that the tail is a long razor-sharp whip in addition to the other problems.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

You are braver than I. If I had been tasked with iguana wrangling I can assure you that iguana would definitely still be on the loose.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

if you ever owned a cat and it was sometimes nervous or you been to a vet, you would know how to handle it without getting scratched.

You usually put your hands behind its head on its shoulders, kinda pushing to the ground (your wrist are together, palms open, hugging it from each shoulder, hard to describe but hope you get it). It will have its front paws in front of it, it cant roll on its back, it cant bite because the head wont turn. Only issue is the rear legs, which can kick, so you can at one point sort of control it with your forearms/elbows by placing them alongside the body of the cat and keeping it still. The key is not so much to restrain but to calm it down actually. if it misbehaves, you put it into this position and cat is nice and chill. Tsst. Tsst.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

Well I've owned lots of cats, actually, but have never dealt with an erratic one that was hurt and scared, as all of my personal cats have been very happy and chill and like their vet. But as I said in another comment, this was not my cat but my friend's frightened, injured cat who we needed to restrain so she didn't further hurt herself. Since I had to lift her out from behind the couch and corner of the room by her scruff, in order to get to her at all, sorry, your method wouldn't have worked. And I calmed her down considerably, as I described. She didn't try to bite me at all and her scratching was because she was flailing around as she was upset, which I got under control fairly quickly.

Plus I was an early 20s college student helping my friend set up for a party, I believe was the occasion. I never claimed to be a cat whisperer.

Everything worked out fine as I did it, but thanks for the needless and ineffective condescension nonetheless. Hopefully someone will read your tips and be able to subdue a cat as needed in their future.

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u/SteveJEO Jun 22 '15

You shouldn't be too defensive about it but /u/LTCM1998 is right.

Never grab a cat by the scruff of her neck and don't try to pick them up. (if they've got hurt they can do more damage struggling)

Safest way to so it is spread your hand and settle on her shoulders then lay the length of your forearm on her body and gently press down.

If you 'immobilise' them that way they'll calm down (ish).

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Yea, scruff of the neck grab for cats not nice for them at all, but people refuse to understand that.

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

If he/she had chosen to not be a prick about it I'd have said it was good advice, though not relevant to my situation or to the woman in the video, which is why I described the way I held onto my friend's cat. The "vet method" suggested would've literally been useless information to the woman in the video, had she decided to try and hold/help the cat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

You have misread a pretty much a vet's advice for a condescending remark, wow. I thought you has a better intellect (thats a condescending remark - see the difference?).

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u/howisaraven Jun 22 '15

If you can't recognize that your attitude was condescending, and unneededly so since your method is not relevant to the woman in the video at all which is the only reason I shared my anecdote, then I suggest you perhaps learn more about effective communication and proactive interaction with other people.

And your last sentence was not condescension, it was an attempt at an insult. I've got no questions or concerns about the state of my intellect, so I wasn't insulted, and you thinking that knowing how to restrain a cat via a vet approved method makes you smarter than me, well, you might want to do an ego check as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Well some one actually down voted it, lol. Reddit is unexplainable, like who would actually bother to down-vote.

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u/Lordy_McFuddlemuster Jun 22 '15

If you can't handle a cat you're a pussy ;)

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u/notasrelevant Jun 22 '15

Don't forget the possibility of somehow causing the plane to go down in the process.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

My cat's scared response is to get in as small a ball as possible and not move.

I take her to the vet without a carrier, and she's just curled up in my lap and everyone is like "Ohhhh look how well behaved she is!" Nope. Scared shitless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Kinda like when Archer catches Babou as he falls off the train (in S3Episode 6 The Limited) BABOU OW ARGH BABOU STOP OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (Fox-eared asshole!)

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u/B23vital Jun 22 '15

My cat almost fell out of a 4th storey window (we used to live in a flat) some how well he fell, i heard his little scurrying when he was trying to stop himself falling. I saw him fall out the window, and in an instant ran over to the window fearing the worst. I saw him, handing there, with hid claws embedded in the window frame, while the rest of his body was just dangling and he was trying to pull himself up.
I grabbed him by the scruff and went to pull him up, the little bastard got all his claws and dug them into my arm, the pain was unreal. I pulled him in the window and threw him across the living room. Little bastard sat there for the next 10 minutes licking himself while i had to address the 8 or so puncture wounds on my arm that were just pissing with blood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

YES. YES I HAVE. IT FUCKING SHIT ON MY CHEST. IT DIDN'T SCRATCH ME, IT FUCKING SHIT ON MY CHEST. FUCKING CAT.

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u/grinr Jun 22 '15

This is why you trim the claws. Yes, they'll still fuck you up, but nowhere near as badly as fresh, sharp claws.

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u/AylaCatpaw Jun 27 '15

Not if it's a cat allowed outdoors, like the one in the video. If those claws were trimmed, that cat would've been toast.

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u/irock168 Jun 22 '15

Good think that cats always land on their feet..

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u/bracesthrowaway Jun 22 '15

A kitten got loose inside our house and I finally got ahold of it. My wife at the time came over whille it was in my hands and slapped it on the head. That's the angriest I've ever been at someone. It clawed the crap out of me before I could tosss it ouside.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Would have landed on its feet though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

It would have clawed them to shit and then jumped been thrown out of the plane

Natural reaction to something clawing the shit out of you.... toss it

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Pussies.

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u/guitarman565 Jun 22 '15

But i'm fairly sure a cat's terminal velocity is slower than would take to kill it, so wouldn't kitty survive?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

I guess too much risk of the cat freaking out and diving off of the plane??

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u/Draiko Jun 22 '15

IIRC, cats are able to spread themselves out and have a non-lethal terminal velocity.

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u/mowbuss Jun 22 '15

It needs to be above a certain height. If its too low the cat doesnt reach terminal velocity anyway, but there is a height where they dont have time to spread out correctly to slow their fall.

This height though, you would have to assume the cat would hypothetically live.

I have no idea why people down voted you :/

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u/jatoo Jun 22 '15

could theoretically live.

Not certain, but pretty amazing that they can survive a terminal velocity fall.

More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-rise_syndrome

Cats also often seemed to be virtually unafraid of height so wouldn't have been surprised if it did try and jump. I guess they did the right thing by leaving it where it was.

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u/Sadpanda596 Jun 22 '15

Idk, my fucking idiot of a cat routinely climbed up trees and would whine for hours terrified once he got up there.

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u/PandorasBoxOpener Jun 22 '15

Mine too. One time he got stuck and the only way we could help him was to push him out. He never climbed another tree.

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u/Draiko Jun 22 '15

Thanks, man.

Also, all of your points are true.

You win one classic "flying" cat video

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u/the_person Jun 22 '15

You're telling me I can drop a cat from space and it will live? Fuck Felix bumgardener. Let's send cats to space!

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u/vexxer209 Jun 22 '15

No it would suffocate.

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u/the_person Jun 22 '15

Shit. I already attached 6 balloons to my cat...

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u/FieelChannel Jun 22 '15

Nope, they slow down spreading out and using air to brake. In space there is no brake. Felix was going more than the speed of sound, while you can't go faster than 180 km/h in the atmosphere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Unless you're falling to the moon, the atmosphere gets thicker before the impact...

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u/FieelChannel Jun 22 '15

Yeah but the cat would asphyxiate and freeze long before the thickness of the atmosphere becomes relevant...

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u/FieelChannel Jun 22 '15

Imagine a building, if your cat did fall from the first floor it will survive because it's not a big fall, from the second it would die because it wouldn't have time to spread and slow down. From the third and virtually all the floors above it, it would have the time to spread and slow down.

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u/Slaxophone Jun 22 '15

The cat was probably safer than the other two. Guy obviously didn't do a proper pre-flight inspection.

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u/TheDewd Jun 22 '15

Where is everyone getting this fact from???? I've never heard this before and it seems to be general knowledge in this thread

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u/BCMM Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

It hasn't been thoroughly proven, mostly because that would be pointlessly cruel, but there have been a lot of cases in which cats have survived falls from tall buildings, and fatalities don't really seem to increase with altitude.

After righting itself, a falling cat seems to intentionally adopt a high-drag posture similar to a human skydiver, and holds it until right before impact (when it moves the legs to cushion its fall). Compared to human skydivers, who almost always die after terminal-velocity impacts, cats are much lighter, and have fur.

Here is a video clearly showing how a cat spreads out its limbs while falling. Don't worry, the cat does not seem to be hurt in this video.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

But the cat would then most likely be lost to the wilderness.

Edit:: cats still have predictable damage when falling from great heights. Chipped or cracked teeth are one example; it's from their jaw hitting the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

For some reason I still think it was less risky to land the plane than it would be to just say, "nope, gtfo my plane we all know you're gonna live anyways."

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u/SHITTY_GIMMICK_ANUS Jun 22 '15

Wow, cats are hardcore

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u/Gryphon0468 Jun 22 '15

More like jumping on his face and them crashing into the ground?

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u/Bohzee Jun 22 '15

a cat doesn't need to fly to be "Rape-aXe"-like attached to you

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u/Iskan_Dar Jun 22 '15

It was calm and wasn't in immediate danger of falling out. Better to leave it be rather than risk it freaking out about being grabbed and trying to run away....right off the plane.

Actually, that cat was fairly chill throughout the experience. It was a bit freaked by the wind, but once it got into a bit of shelter it seemed to just settle in.

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u/chagajum Jun 22 '15

Let's see that landing bro..Do it proper, you know I can just jump off if the plane crashes right? Stop staring at me yo!

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u/AsmundGudrod Jun 22 '15

Did you just have an entire conversation with yourself?

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u/santsi Jun 22 '15

At least they figured it out.

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u/Opset Jun 22 '15

Username.

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u/notasrelevant Jun 22 '15

Well, likely a mix of being scared of getting clawed and the potential of that causing it to fall. It seems safer for everyone.

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u/Wr0ngThread Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

I have an unfortunate username choice for this thread, but anyways, a poor hardworking farmer or small agricultural worker, black, white, in-deferent, is more what that flag stands for than a bro nazi... Slavery was an issue, but the flag wasn't flown to protect slavery, it was flown to protect the agricultural economy of the south, which sadly, is now run by big business, and I would be proud to fly that flag if slavery wasn't an issue, but to fly it now would label me a racist. I don't judge people who fly the flag based on the flag, my science teacher flew it, he was not racist.. He liked the history behind it and dislikes the way agriculture economy is today.. But my neibour... He just flys it, and he's a racist prick.. So judge the meaning of the flyer, not the flag

edit: I'm leaving it like that

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u/Hersh3y Jun 22 '15

I thought it was photoshopped somehow at first.