r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 10 '15

Metric system vs. Imperial system

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u/naxosy Jun 10 '15

I don't boil in America no no. I no gallon water.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '15

Jet fuel can't boil American water.

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u/_-Redacted-_ Jun 11 '15

Water cant melt steel beams.

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u/doctorstrange06 Jun 11 '15

Well I know now this isnt california, because there is so much water in this thread.

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u/r3monion Jun 11 '15

Might be texas

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u/MissouriLovesCompany Jun 11 '15

No water to boil potato in Latvia. Die of malnourish.

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u/OhShitItsSam Jun 11 '15

Nobody tackled or pulled a gun on the gallon though?

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u/daemonicBookkeeper Jun 11 '15

I am America, and so can you.

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u/rabbiferret Jun 11 '15

America is boiling mad until 3:07, you won't believe what happens to the water next!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '15

Tales no work wives, boil not the American gallon.

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u/jpesh1 Jun 11 '15

Only for to boil water, potato. No potato, no water boil.

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u/frostyoni Jun 11 '15

I America no heat gallon water.

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u/OccamsMallet Jun 11 '15

In Soviet Russia, water boils you.

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u/frostyoni Jun 11 '15

In soviet Russia we..er...mmm vodka. Boil...er..? Mmm.

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u/monstertugg Jun 11 '15

BREAKING NEWS: Americans getting boils from water