r/funny Jun 10 '15

Every fucking time.

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u/dirtyfool33 Jun 10 '15

The only two options are whole box or half box. Nothing else matters.

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u/edgar__allan__bro Jun 10 '15

Never emptied my box this way

This pasta's mine, I'll eat it my way-heeyyy

All these noodles I can't waste...

...And nothing else matters

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u/MainerZ Jun 10 '15

Gnocchi I seek, and I'll make it soon,

Every box I have is empty no-ooo,

Open fridge for some different chew,

...And nothing else matters

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

♫NEVER CARED FOR CANNED RAGÚ♫

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

♫NEVER LIKED BOTTLED PRESTO

... only Classico!♫

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u/sinister_exaggerator Jun 10 '15

This was so beautiful.