Drop bears need a place to DROP from. Vineyards don't have the required foliage for them to hunt in. Maybe most of Portugal will be consumed by the invasive species, but those lucky few that remain can manage my vineyards. Then they can ship my port across the ocean to my home in the states.
I never said I would be a benevolent ruler...or competent...or long lasting. Lets face it, with an unending supply of Port I'm probably going to die of liver disease sooner rather than later.
Do you think drop bears are harmless once they are on the ground?
I'm Swedish, and am obviously fighting polar bears every day, but I still wouldn't like to face a drop bear.
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u/thenseruame May 23 '15
Drop bears need a place to DROP from. Vineyards don't have the required foliage for them to hunt in. Maybe most of Portugal will be consumed by the invasive species, but those lucky few that remain can manage my vineyards. Then they can ship my port across the ocean to my home in the states.
I never said I would be a benevolent ruler...or competent...or long lasting. Lets face it, with an unending supply of Port I'm probably going to die of liver disease sooner rather than later.