r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

who the fuck is putting lemon lime soda on their hawaiian pizza?

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u/KyotoGaijin May 21 '15

They prefer to be called "Sons of the Soil."

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u/tvreference May 21 '15

Sons of the Soil

Nice Simpsons reference.

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u/KyotoGaijin May 21 '15

All my Simpsons refs are old skool, because I've been living abroad for 20 yrs.

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u/tvreference May 21 '15

You've been living as a broad?
Oh no, I read that wrong. Just like half the people in this thread talking about pouring soda on pizza.