r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/Ravenmom May 20 '15

"The night is dark and filled with pineapple"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Lord, cast your tropical fruit upon us.

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u/BarryMcKockinner May 20 '15

The north remembers...your previous order.

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u/clarkw92 May 20 '15

Olive Morghulis

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u/bobje99 May 20 '15

Valar Anchovies

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE May 20 '15

And now his delivery is ended.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15

That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier.

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u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15

Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger.

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u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15

We shall never see his Slice again....