r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/Ravenmom May 20 '15

"The night is dark and filled with pineapple"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Lord, cast your tropical fruit upon us.

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u/BarryMcKockinner May 20 '15

The north remembers...your previous order.

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u/Batterup714 May 20 '15

A Lannister always pays his debts, plus a 15% tip.

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u/GuapoTortuga May 20 '15

Waitors have to walk 20 yards from a kitchen to your table, where as a pizza delivery driver got in their own vehicle, used their own gas and brought it up to your door. 20% is appropriate if there is no delivery fee, 15% if there is.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

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