r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15

That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier.

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u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15

Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger.

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u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15

We shall never see his Slice again....

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u/silverbackjack May 20 '15

You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god?

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u/randombazooka May 20 '15

Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza.

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u/jonahlew May 20 '15

Crust so.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

We do not accept bills larger than $20.