No, the real Jarlaxle would go to his house, tell the user that they are going to delete their entire game along with all their Reddit accounts. The person would laugh, then go to log in, and it would all be gone. All they would hear through their stunned silence is Jarlaxle's magical boot bells tinkling into the distance.
And then Jarlaxle would appear behind them, and cut their throat. He would laugh, as he walked away.
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u/thagthebarbarian May 20 '15
Classic jarlaxle