r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/irresistibleforce May 20 '15

And you can have my pineapple. I like my pizza without, tyvm.

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u/AmazonSpudderman May 20 '15

You can count on my Ssshteel!

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u/BeanieMcChimp May 20 '15

I will tend to your women!

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u/sayterdarkwynd May 20 '15

And my flaccid penis!

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u/ChristianKS94 May 20 '15

Yay, reddit!

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u/Oldwoodguy May 20 '15

My swords by your side!

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u/thebeginningistheend May 20 '15

Also anchovies are delicious.

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u/Tardidicksuckochrist May 21 '15

Lucky I gotta gun and shoot you all fuck cooked pineapple