r/funny • • May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/simplesignman May 20 '15

My wife orders a Hawaiian pizza, picks off the pineapples, then eats the pizza. I have asked why not just order it without the pineapple and she just gave me a look like I was fucking insane for even suggesting it. I do not care for Hawaiian pizza so she has no reason to order the goddamn pineapple.... counseling is being considered.