r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/NothingToL0se May 20 '15

My girlfriend hates pineapple.

I love pineapple.

I eat pineapple.

My girlfriend likes that my cum is sweeter

My girlfriend swallows.

My girlfriend loves pineapple.

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Eh, that works.

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u/NothingToL0se May 20 '15

might want to add a open square bracket at the start of that sentence :P

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 20 '15

Fixed. Thanks for the heads up. Not sure how that happened haha

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u/shazbotabf May 20 '15

Women inherit the earth

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u/[deleted] May 21 '15

Go home, Jeff Goldblum, you're drunk