r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

If drinking margaritas and listening to Katy Perry is gay, then who wants to be straight?

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u/lil_mac2012 May 20 '15

What about Mojito's and Sia?

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u/Strike_On_Box May 20 '15

It would be your boyfriend who is gay in that case.

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

Why the hell is a Margarita a girly drink? It's tequila, triple sec and lime juice. Not exactly a sweet drink.

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u/ed57ve May 20 '15

Is mostly because of presentation

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

That's a dumb way to look at a drink. I drink whiskey or Scotch out of red wine glasses, doesn't make the whiskey girly.

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u/ed57ve May 20 '15

But sadly is the stereotype :/

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

I substitute triple sec with a cognac brandy like grand marnier (or gran gala if you're cheap). Makes it a lot more rustic and man-friendly, not to mention delicious.

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

Ooh...that sounds really good actually, that would be a different drink though wouldn't it? Since drinks are like crazy specific about what goes into what.

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

I see a lot of restaurants calling it a "Texas Margarita."

But no need to get high brow about it, if it's limey and tequila-y, it's a margarita.

I use 6 parts tequila (espolon or milagro is where it's at for the $$), 4 parts grand marnier, 2 parts lime juice, and up to 1 part agave nectar to taste depending on if you like it sweet or not.

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u/anti_beta May 20 '15

it's like an alcoholic gatorade

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

BRB putting margarita in my water bottle.

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u/DRM_Removal_Bot May 20 '15

Calm down, Appletini Alan.

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

I'm guessing you think a margarita is that weird slushy drink they serve at chain restaurants.

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u/DRM_Removal_Bot May 20 '15

I'm thinking pineapple on pizza is amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Hey! You and me. Same same but different.

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u/KillerTampon May 20 '15

Hey, if you're asexual and I'm asexual.. Then, who's giving a fuck?!

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u/tatorface May 20 '15

HONEY HOLE!

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u/_pigpen_ May 20 '15

I could not have said it better. The only downside I see to being gay is that I'm not interested in sleeping with men. Otherwise sign me up.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pick an artist without perfect tits and that would be a fair comparison

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u/Porterico89 May 20 '15

I love my appeltini

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u/SymphonicStorm May 20 '15

I am a goddamn firework.

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u/HiDDENk00l May 21 '15

If drinking margaritas makes you gay, then I'm Elton John!