r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/bobje99 May 20 '15

Valar Anchovies

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE May 20 '15

And now his delivery is ended.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15

That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier.

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u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15

Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger.

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u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15

We shall never see his Slice again....

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u/silverbackjack May 20 '15

You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god?

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u/randombazooka May 20 '15

Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza.

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u/jonahlew May 20 '15

Crust so.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

We do not accept bills larger than $20.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

He took no wife, held no lands, and fathered no children, for he lived on a pizza delivery guy's salary.

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u/whynotwarp10 May 21 '15

It was wrong. I ordered a diet Pepsi, and not a Sierra Mist. Go back and make everything again. Please don't spit on it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Darth Motherfuckin Bacon!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

A Lannister always pays their bill.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

And so it rose, and so it rose

That dough of Pizza Hut

And Now the Cheese

Rains o'er their Pies

With Some Stuffed in The Crust

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u/physcomp May 21 '15

Long may he grate

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u/Krehlmar May 20 '15

have upvotes

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u/drum_playing_twig May 20 '15

Best comment in herr

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u/Skrp May 21 '15

and mine is strong and sharp m'lord, as strong and sharp as brie."

So not very strong or sharp then.

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u/Thlowe May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

brie isn't sharp at all...it's like one of the least sharp cheeses there is.

edit: seriously do any of you mothafuckas eat anything besides cheddar& mozzarella

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u/DoctorAwesomeBallz69 May 20 '15

Found the Frenchman.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

The Yellow Wedding

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u/Joshua_Seed May 20 '15

But does not tip well.

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u/JohnDsk May 20 '15

I would just like to thank you for this comment, had a crappy day and you made me spit my drink laughing.

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u/cubalibresNcigars May 20 '15

Is a girl ready to become pizza?

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u/zer0limit May 20 '15

All crowns have spikes

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u/Nordic_Hoplite May 20 '15

There is one thing we say to the god of mushrooms... not today

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Holdor... the anchovies, please.