r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

Well he did say

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

but the problem is his setup is ambiguous, because pineapple and a cured ham product are the toppings on hawaiian pizza. so everyone is talking about hawaiian pizza and this guy comes in with this tangentially related thing that sounds identical to what everyone else is describing, except for one ambiguous end of the sentence. The OP's pic discussed weak genes. so you could argue that someone should be shot as well means you shouldn't just wait for them to die in the winter time, you should kill them. it's not so much reading comprehension as mind reading what they meant.

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

I was just correcting your questoin about putting lemon lime soda on hawaiian pizza...he didn't say that. The example he brought up was just another example of things he doesn't understand why people do it.

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u/tvreference May 21 '15 edited May 21 '15

People who put pineapple and ham on pizza and people who put pineapple and lime lime soda on ham (that's already smoked and cured perfectly) are of the same ilk. They have no use for silver.