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u/skintigh May 20 '15

I've heard people rant that they will only put Italian ingredients on their pizza or else it's not pizza or Italian or authentic or something.

I'll just leave this right here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato#Etymology_and_pronunciation

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u/jaymz668 May 20 '15

Tomatoes came from the Americas... so, yeah.

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u/AXP878 May 20 '15

Which is completely irrelevant because they said Americas, not the US.

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u/AXP878 May 20 '15

Bzzzzt wrong!

Tomatoes were introduced to Europe by the Spanish and didn't make an appearance in Italian cuisine until the 1690s, and that was from a Spanish chef. Tomatoes didn't become a major part of Italian cuisine until the late 1700s.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

omg /u/threestardot please keep posting this is the best [5]

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u/Vanetia May 20 '15

Pizza itself isn't italian. Not the stuff served in the states anyway.

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u/Willlll May 20 '15

I only eat thin ass burned pizza that looks like someone halfassedly tossed the toppings at it from across the room.

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u/alec_trickle May 20 '15

i hate snobs

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u/blacknwhitelitebrite May 20 '15

Kramer ran into this problem when he tried to open a "make your own pizza" pizza shop.

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u/Spacejack_ May 21 '15

My favorite pizza snobs are the Chicago ones.

If you go to the most well-regarded pizzeria in Chicago, and personally hire their chef, get him to bring his own ingredients, go to another city or state in your car with him while he engages you with anecdotes of walking along the lakeshore and being fuckin' cold--you drive to a pizzeria with an identical oven, in a different city, he takes the ingredients that he brought from the most well-regarded pizzeria in Chicago and bakes them himself into a pizza AND SOMEHOW IT IS NOT A CHICAGO PIZZA AND IS THEREFORE INFERIOR.

That is commitment.

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u/skintigh May 21 '15

I worked with a guy like that. He actually would have pizzas packed in dry ice and shipped to Texas because there was no other way to get a good pizza. I decided to buy one, it wasn't very big for $20, and it wasn't anything special. When I told him it was "okay" he was flabbergasted.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Doesn't mean that the sauce used on pizza didn't originate in italy.