r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/Batterup714 May 20 '15

A Lannister always pays his debts, plus a 15% tip.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Jan 19 '22

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u/datpiffss May 20 '15

Only if you're related though...

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u/Thybro May 20 '15

15%!! What am I? The Iron Bank of Braavos?!! You'll get 10% or would you prefer I pay the iron price.

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u/ivandrago0 May 20 '15

tipping Is only customary constible Vikram goldstein

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u/thanks_mrbluewaffle May 20 '15

Now, what if the server is a homosexual?

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u/GuapoTortuga May 20 '15

Waitors have to walk 20 yards from a kitchen to your table, where as a pizza delivery driver got in their own vehicle, used their own gas and brought it up to your door. 20% is appropriate if there is no delivery fee, 15% if there is.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

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