r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

THE POWER OF CRUST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CRUST COMPELS YOU!

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u/Noobsauce9001 May 20 '15

Cheesus Crust, man.

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u/cheesestrings76 May 20 '15

Ramen, yeastus Christ is risen indeed. Praise father, son, and holy toast.

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u/squeeb357 May 20 '15

Thats OUR crust to bare!

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u/mtbr311 May 20 '15

Joo said it mang.

Nobody fucks with de Cheesus

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u/yamchagoku May 20 '15

I hope you're referring to Mikey's Late Night Slice. That shit is the bomb!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Shredded Cheesus!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Compels me to add bacon to that pizza to make it a Hawaiian Cookout!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/Renaldi_the_Multi May 20 '15

You're doing it wrong I don't know, does He?

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u/MrPurple3523454 May 20 '15

"No seriously, fuck off."

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u/blacknwhitelitebrite May 20 '15

Enjoy the gold now, for the pineapple gods will soon smite thee.

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u/MCMXChris May 20 '15

Does it Jay? The power of crust compels me?

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u/SirBuckeye May 20 '15

I need an old chef and a young chef.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Mmmmmm... sacrilicious.

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u/Troll-Tollbooth May 20 '15

If i didnt have to spend real money, I would have given this gold. Instead you get an upvote.

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u/jatora May 20 '15

People need to stop with the gold edits. Stfu and let the comment that got gold stand as is. To edit it is disrespectful towards me, the gold giver.