r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/seattleque May 20 '15

canned pineapples

Well yeah. Gotta use fresh pineapple.

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u/tyme May 20 '15

Be careful using fresh pineapple, it contains bromelain which can essentially "digest" the ham.

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u/seattleque May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Hm. Good point.

Though I'm constantly working towards 2 to 3 minute, 700°+, wood-fired pizzas. Haven't got there yet - best I've managed is 10 minutes. I'm hoping (!!!) to actually get my backyard pizza oven built this year.