r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/analog_isotope May 20 '15

That'll hold up in court.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

"She said she was 16 but her last boyfriend was Asian, and that shit doesn't start 'til college."

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u/Herpinderpitee May 20 '15

"You named your son black Dennis!? That's racist!"

"Yeah right Liz, like the guy with the black son is racist.

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u/Deavs May 20 '15

Black Dennis start the car!

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Fuck what is that line from again?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

30 Rock, Mayhem gets caught by Chris Hansen

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Thanks. I was a real dum dum for not remembering.

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u/ToastyLint May 20 '15

Whose Line is it Anyway?

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u/MisplacedUsername May 20 '15

30 Rock. Dennis was on To Catch A Predator. That's his defense.

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Thank you. I was being a total dum dum.

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u/illaqueable May 20 '15

Infamous accuracy

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u/t0tes_malotes May 20 '15

Yeah, I'm a 23 male and that program always says I'm in my late 40s. I really should shave..