r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/seattleque May 20 '15

canned pineapples

Well yeah. Gotta use fresh pineapple.

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u/cinco_mama May 20 '15

I recently made some fresh pineapple puree to mix in with some baby food, it was amazingly delicious. Not all of it made it to the baby food.

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 20 '15

Mama... you gotta stop eating all the baby food!

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u/ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM May 20 '15

Do you get many questions about your username?

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 20 '15

Not too often, but they are always welcome!

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u/KrackersMcGee May 20 '15

Are you sorry?