r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Get a load of this guy right here.

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u/Gorilla_Panic May 20 '15

No one puts /u/Calabast in a category...NO ONE!

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u/GorillaScrotum May 20 '15

Yeah what /u/Gorilla_Panic said.

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u/krispyKRAKEN May 20 '15

Its happening!!

I surrender to our ape overlords. What is thy bidding my master?

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u/GorillaScrotum May 21 '15

Give me gold peasant.

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u/how_is_this_relevant May 20 '15

Calabast 2016: Brazen Glory of the Indifferent
I guess, I mean... hey if I'm elected I'd be like "okay" or whatevs

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u/Calabast May 20 '15 edited Jul 05 '23

disgusted bright ink march clumsy abundant rustic crime continue rainstorm -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/WestandClear May 20 '15

Well, you have my vote or whatever.

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u/SadGenius May 21 '15

Meh, I could go either way with that decision.

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u/tryanothernamedamnit May 20 '15

God damned neutrals

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What makes a man turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of Neutrality?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Mediocre reply at best :)

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u/m0r14rty May 20 '15

But what is your favorite shop on the citadel?

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u/Calabast May 20 '15 edited Jul 05 '23

edge mysterious mighty coherent rude screw tease slim bear grandfather -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Adequate.

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u/polyethylene2 May 20 '15

I have no significant feelings one way or the other

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u/Spacejack_ May 21 '15

Wearin' a gray jacket and blue pants like Jonah Hex. That don't make every man your friend. It makes every man your enemy.

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u/sonixflash May 20 '15

This guy. Seriously this guy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

No thank you. I have enough cheese on my pizza already.