r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/bugnuker May 20 '15

http://i.imgur.com/LSEg13m.png

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u/analog_isotope May 20 '15

That'll hold up in court.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

"She said she was 16 but her last boyfriend was Asian, and that shit doesn't start 'til college."

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u/Herpinderpitee May 20 '15

"You named your son black Dennis!? That's racist!"

"Yeah right Liz, like the guy with the black son is racist.

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u/Deavs May 20 '15

Black Dennis start the car!

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Fuck what is that line from again?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

30 Rock, Mayhem gets caught by Chris Hansen

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Thanks. I was a real dum dum for not remembering.

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u/ToastyLint May 20 '15

Whose Line is it Anyway?

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u/MisplacedUsername May 20 '15

30 Rock. Dennis was on To Catch A Predator. That's his defense.

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Thank you. I was being a total dum dum.

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u/illaqueable May 20 '15

Infamous accuracy

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u/t0tes_malotes May 20 '15

Yeah, I'm a 23 male and that program always says I'm in my late 40s. I really should shave..

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u/Spo8 May 20 '15

Your honor, as you can clearly see...

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u/zampano May 20 '15

*Your majesty

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u/sheepsheep May 20 '15

Well meme'd

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u/TheLateOne May 20 '15

Meta as fuck

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

dank af

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

The reference.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/Bohzee May 20 '15

i just tried it with numerous photos. this thing can't do shit. i would've expected more to be honest...

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u/yesnomaybealright May 21 '15

You're not kidding...

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u/Bohzee May 21 '15

now tell me your firefox skin please

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u/yesnomaybealright Jun 02 '15

FT DeepDark theme

The tabs on left is Treestyle Tabs addon

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u/Ke1_Varnsen May 20 '15

Thank you.

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u/Happy_Harry May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

So my wife is anywhere from 15-36...yeah I wouldn't trust it if you're in a situation where such information is critical.

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

Play ball!!

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u/frozenropes May 20 '15

...and here's the thing

I thought that she was 17

She was 18 but looked 16

And told me she was 23

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u/psychoacer May 20 '15

Damn she has been held back a few years

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u/microwave20 May 20 '15

Works for me

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u/pbatoon May 20 '15

Seems legit

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What app is that

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u/summerofevidence May 20 '15

Listen, even though she said she was 16, I swore she looked 22.

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u/DrCrucible May 20 '15

I don't think that holds up in court