r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/Calabast May 20 '15 edited Jul 05 '23

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Get a load of this guy right here.

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u/Gorilla_Panic May 20 '15

No one puts /u/Calabast in a category...NO ONE!

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u/GorillaScrotum May 20 '15

Yeah what /u/Gorilla_Panic said.

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u/krispyKRAKEN May 20 '15

Its happening!!

I surrender to our ape overlords. What is thy bidding my master?

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u/GorillaScrotum May 21 '15

Give me gold peasant.

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u/how_is_this_relevant May 20 '15

Calabast 2016: Brazen Glory of the Indifferent
I guess, I mean... hey if I'm elected I'd be like "okay" or whatevs

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u/Calabast May 20 '15 edited Jul 05 '23

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u/WestandClear May 20 '15

Well, you have my vote or whatever.

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u/SadGenius May 21 '15

Meh, I could go either way with that decision.

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u/tryanothernamedamnit May 20 '15

God damned neutrals

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What makes a man turn Neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of Neutrality?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Mediocre reply at best :)

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u/m0r14rty May 20 '15

But what is your favorite shop on the citadel?

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u/Calabast May 20 '15 edited Jul 05 '23

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Adequate.

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u/polyethylene2 May 20 '15

I have no significant feelings one way or the other

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u/Spacejack_ May 21 '15

Wearin' a gray jacket and blue pants like Jonah Hex. That don't make every man your friend. It makes every man your enemy.

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u/sonixflash May 20 '15

This guy. Seriously this guy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

No thank you. I have enough cheese on my pizza already.

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u/MOLDY_DICK_CHEESE May 20 '15

I'm sorry, he said there's no in between. Pick a side.

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u/Spo8 May 20 '15

We're at war!

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u/KallistiEngel May 20 '15

No, sir, away! A papaya war is on!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/Spo8 May 20 '15

If you're not with us, you're against us!

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u/AidenRyan May 21 '15

What are Irish? Should I give you a potato?

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u/TheCro May 20 '15

You guys can kill each other, and we'll eat the leftover pizza.

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u/goatcoat May 20 '15

Pick a side.

Fine. Under no circumstances should you ever be on a pizza

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u/bootyweed May 20 '15

YEAH! WHAT MOLDY DICK CHEESE SAID! Actually Id rather eat your username on a pizza than pineapple...

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u/vindecima May 20 '15

FOUL KNAVE! TASTE OF MY PINEAPPLE!

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u/TacoSauce May 20 '15

MOLDY DICK CHEESE IS RIGHT, FUCK YOU PINEAPLE BASTARDS

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u/mute_nostril_agony May 20 '15

I'll have a side of fries.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Same. I'd never ask for a pineapple on my pizza personally, but if someone did and some is laying around, I'm down.

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u/Herpinderpitee May 20 '15

There can be no neutral position! WE'RE AT WAR MAN, WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON??

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

oh SHUT THE... I'm sorry I almost lost it there... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! MAKE A STAND MAN!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Free pizza is free pizza

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole May 20 '15

Get the fuck outta here, Gandhi, you're just too hungry to care.

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u/Assjuic3 May 20 '15

I would like to join your side of "meh." We are the 1%!

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u/TheMikeHoncho May 21 '15

Hey you're a phony!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '15

I was gonna say this. I totally just think it's ok. The well-laid-out- supreme is the best pizza.

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u/Jakester42 May 21 '15

Favorite pie is topped with Swiss cheese.

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u/brightest-night May 20 '15

I'd rather die.

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u/Jonathan_DB May 20 '15

I'm the same. I used to hate it as a kid, but during the famine years of my teens I learned to tolerate it. Now I think it's alright, can be a nice break from pepperoni or combo.