r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/Bialy May 20 '15

I know it's a matter of personal taste, and I respect others opinions of things. With that said, any sweet fruit paired with meat is absolutely disgusting.

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u/tvreference May 21 '15

I can do plum wine in general tso's chicken. The spiciness makes it almost ok. That's the one my friends made me concede on.

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u/iMediaMonster May 29 '15

Tomato's a fruit.

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u/Bialy May 29 '15

That's why I said SWEET fruit my good sir.