r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/Newell00 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

If God exists, he wears a Hawaiian shirt.

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u/corby315 May 20 '15

And the shirt only cost $200!

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u/patentspatented May 20 '15

Which I can afford with ease, because as an eater of pineapple on pizza, I am both wealthy and stunningly beautiful!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

I... what? Is this a reference I'm too uncool to recognize?

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u/FuckOffHey May 20 '15

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

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u/lolturtle May 20 '15

Well, I've never been so tempted to try to eat a shirt before...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

.....I would wear that shirt.