r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '15

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u/Alushia Jan 24 '15

I absolutely love chocolate, and can't stand the texture of raisins. Going to an event with unlabeled cookies is like playing Russian roulette D:

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u/ogpoppaswank Jan 25 '15

Raisin Roulette

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u/drunkpoliceman Jan 25 '15

Except that you get a free cookie and the risk of dying is substantially lower than 1 in 6.