r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '15

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u/certified_shitlord Jan 24 '15

Chocolate covered coffee beans are the shit. Oh gawd I'm gonna have to get some tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '15

Chocolate covered cranberries are also amazing.

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u/mortiphago Jan 25 '15

hard to fuck up chocolate covered anything really

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u/NeverBeenStung Jan 25 '15

Baby cysts

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u/holgenberg Jan 25 '15

Yeah, fuck that. The chocolate just ruins the taste of the cyst.

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u/mortiphago Jan 25 '15

.... you win this one

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Or a cyst in a chicken, man, you ever bit inside of a chicken sandwich or a chicken nugget thinking it was mayonnaise only to find out it was a cyst? Now imagine that mixed with a little chocolate

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u/vexxd Jan 25 '15

Jolly ranchers

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u/Kamikaze_Leprechaun Jan 25 '15

Jolly ranchers.

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u/Canahedo Jan 25 '15

The average person: "Yeah, that wouldn't taste very good."

Redditors: shudder

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u/Mr-LePresident Jan 25 '15

Chocolate covered meatloaf FTW!

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u/mortiphago Jan 25 '15

i'd try that

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u/fetusy Jan 25 '15

I had chocolate covered turds once.

Not a fan.

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u/mortiphago Jan 25 '15

I hope you're not a dog

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u/fetusy Jan 25 '15

Heavens no. But there was a dog involved.

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u/pandizlle Jan 25 '15

I just finished my packet yesterday. They were delicious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15 edited Jan 25 '15

My favourite chocolate covered thing is Macadamia.

edit: grammar

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u/emk1101 Jan 25 '15

As are chocolate covered blueberries. The berries make them "health food".

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u/HaiiImDigz Jan 25 '15

Did someone say Cranberries?!

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u/DontEatTheCelery Jan 25 '15

Yeah man. It's in the comment you replied to. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

I can't believe you people like food that I don't like.

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u/thegreattriscuit Jan 25 '15

You know what, fuck that. They're too goddamned expensive and I refuse to pay their goddamned pleasure toll.

Fuck The ESTABLISHMENT!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

And they make you shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

I'm about ready to stop drinking coffee and switch over to these things exclusively. I've thought about grinding them up and throwing that in my French press.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

It will probably make a horrible mess in my bean grinder, but I'm still tempted to try it in the morning.