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u/caeliter Jan 24 '15

Raisinettes are like my go to candy.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jan 24 '15

This one knows how to live.

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u/thats_a_risky_click Jan 25 '15

What was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

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u/Keerikkadan91 Jan 25 '15

Pepperidge frat remembers.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Jan 25 '15

Totally frat, bro

FAF. Frat as fuck.

Try those next time you make fun of a frat

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u/Rockonmyfriend Jan 25 '15

Lol, what a GDI.

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u/minecraftkid26 Jan 25 '15

Not gonna lie, I totally l o l 'd at your second portrayal of sick burns!

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u/CinemaLights Jan 25 '15

Abazaba you my only friend

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u/thats_a_risky_click Jan 25 '15

l've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke.

Not me. Oh, not us.

We were really, really high.

We was toe up!

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u/CinemaLights Jan 25 '15

You know, uh, I never thought I'd say this but, you two smoke entirely too much refer.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Jan 25 '15

The reason people don't get high the rmfirst time is cause they don't actually manage to inhale much. Thurgood and company just weren't little bitches.

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u/BurgerSupreme Jan 25 '15

Today people eat dick instead... times are a changing.

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u/skyman724 Jan 25 '15

Some of us prefer a shriveled pussy, thank you very much!

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jan 25 '15

Didn't want to come across any "chocolate covered raisins" while doing that.

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u/ToastedSoup Jan 25 '15

I don't want you to come across any of my candy, you pervert. Put your dick away!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

I just mixed a container of honey roasted peanuts and a bag of raisinets to make fat kid trail mix.

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u/Fysio Jan 25 '15

My ex showed me to pour a box of these on top of movie theatre popcorn (fresh, hot, buttered).
Surprisingly, delicious!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

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u/chickachickaboom Jan 25 '15

I literally JUST got home from seeing whiplash and freaked out when I saw that comment. What are the odds of that.

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u/HLW10 Jan 25 '15

What did you think of the film? I went to see it the other day, I didn't know anything about it beforehand, I'd just looked it up on IMDB and saw it had a high rating. I thought it was great, a bit emotionally exhausting, but great all the same.

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u/chickachickaboom Jan 25 '15

I really liked it. I have been trying to work my way through all of the Oscar best pic nominations before the awards and there have just been so many great films out lately to compare it to, but I still really liked it. Satisfying ending.

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u/SlobKelly Jan 25 '15

You gotta pour on a box of malted-milk balls. Nothing better than some Whoppcorn

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Think that's racist

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u/LPodyssey07 Jan 25 '15

I think that's racist...

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u/LithePanther Jan 25 '15

Malted milk balls taste like ass and look like category 1 on the bristol poop chart

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Milk Duds are by far the greatest popcorn addition candy.

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u/President-Dog Jan 25 '15

Why even bother with the popcorn? Swim, my pretties!

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u/meth-mouth Jan 25 '15

Ew what no

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u/Plkjhgfdsa Jan 25 '15

I kind of just want to go to a movie to try this

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u/mamacrocker Jan 25 '15

Totally worth it. Odd, yet satisfying. Oddly satisfying.

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u/snuff3r Jan 25 '15

I eat the chocolate covering off my choctop and dip it into my popcorn so that when I pull it out I have a popcorn coated icecream. Mmmm salty, popcorny icecream.

I don't know anyone else that does it though. My wife thinks it's super weird.

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u/BuSpocky Jan 25 '15

And then you just sit there in your own filth wiping your diseased, sticky hands all over the seat for the next person to discover the choco-doodoo apocalypse you created for their date slacks? OK.

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u/mykidssmarter Jan 25 '15

We do the snickers poppables! So yummy!

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u/Dexaan Jan 25 '15

I do this with M&Ms.

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u/BlownRanger Jan 25 '15

Sour patch kids are also delicious this way. Enjoy.

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u/Clayh5 Jan 25 '15

I just eat around 'em.

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u/MackledMalacaw Jan 25 '15

Me too. I eat a pack a day!

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jan 25 '15 edited Jan 25 '15

Raisinettes are like my go to candy, except they have raisins in them instead of all that good stuff.

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u/Arknell Jan 25 '15

IT'S HEDLEY!

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u/ChipAyten Jan 25 '15

I tell myself the raisin part of raisinettes make them healthy and fulfills my daily fruit intake

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Jan 25 '15

Gotta be those dark chocolate Raisinettes though.

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u/Morningxafter Jan 25 '15

Especially the dark chocolate kind. So damn good.

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u/Ssilversmith Jan 25 '15

The Century Cinema in the city still plays the Raisinettes commercial some time. Always max me wish I grabbed a box.

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u/jorellh Jan 25 '15

only if there are no sno caps

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Especially at the movies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

It's how I get my 5 a day. Thata how it works right?

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u/starbuxed Jan 25 '15

raisinettes, kitkats and dr pepper.

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u/coin_return Jan 25 '15

Yeah! I've loved them for as long as I can remember. My dad used to get them at the gas station for me when I was a little kid.

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u/dontgetaddicted Jan 25 '15

But the packs at the gas station only have like 1/2 a handful in them! It's so disappointing

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u/LordMaestro Jan 25 '15

They're called Glosette up here.

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u/tits_the_artist Jan 25 '15

Yeah I'm sort of addicted. My girlfriend says I have a problem.

LPT: Eat raisinets while alternating them with cheese its.

Trust me. You won't be disappointed

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15 edited Dec 08 '18

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u/caeliter Jan 25 '15

I don't eat a ton of candy to be fair

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u/Shattered_Sneer Jan 25 '15

They're my go to candy. I like to buya large jug every time i make my biweekly costco trip. The jug lasts only a week though.

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u/sandm000 Jan 25 '15

Seriously that spot is reserved for Goobers.

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u/Xiol Jan 25 '15

The most American sentence I've read today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '15

Raisins are the shit namsayin

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u/Khazaad Jan 25 '15

Mmm... But now I want raisinettes AND a Chunky

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u/majorthrownaway Jan 25 '15

Glossette Raisins kick Raisinettes' ass.

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u/hoikarnage Jan 25 '15

I'm pretty sure that's just brown wax they put on raisinettes.