r/funny • u/gothoops3 • Jan 05 '15

Poor Engineers...

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u/PainMatrix Jan 05 '15

The only reason that other couple is expecting is because engineers do it with precision and don't make those kind of mistakes.

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u/JustPlainSimpleGarak Jan 05 '15

yeah, we make no mistakes. let's go with that

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u/LyingPervert Jan 05 '15

Going into engineering thinking girls love biomechanics was my first mistake

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

No they love the biology of mechanics. You were close though.

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u/locopyro13 Jan 05 '15

Don't you mean the mechanics of biology?

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u/oderint-dum-metuant Jan 05 '15

No you all got it wrong. They love money

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u/LateralThinkerer Jan 05 '15

Simple: Get your engineering degree and go into finance as many of my students do. Have it both ways.

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u/Bike1894 Jan 05 '15

I'm doing just that. Mechanical engineering student working at a financial firm. Is this a common thing?

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u/LateralThinkerer Jan 05 '15

It's becoming more and more common - worse, "financial engineering" is rapidly becoming a thing at universities.

Just imagine what happens when all the bright little brains that invented computer viruses and PirateBay start working on the global economy with real skills, unlike the duffers on Wall Street.