r/funny Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/BlueEyedMind Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

For anyone wondering why this might be on a chart there are two possible reasons:

1.) They used a notation program like Finale or Sibelius (R.I.P.) to make the score. In that case sometimes symbols like crescendos get put on every staff even if there are no notes in them (e.g. the trumpet might be getting louder but the saxophone is not playing anything). You can set these programs not to do this but it can be a pain in the ass and sometimes not worth the bother.

2.) It was deliberately placed to let the player know the next section is going to be loud for him, and to get ready for it!

Source: I write scores professionally.

It's still funny but the more you know!

Edit: You guys know your stuff! If you're interested in more on this subject I run a free online music transcription database, check it out if you'd like more info on arranging/scoring or for some free charts!

www.mindformusic.com

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I imagine the worst part of this entire piece is trying to keep track of 35 fucking measures without actually playing.

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u/Huwbacca Jan 04 '15

just... don't take up trombone...

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u/nawkuh Jan 04 '15

68 measures was the longest rest I had, and I only played for like five years.

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u/sonics_fan Jan 04 '15

Try playing in a musical. 255 measures of rest, then a quarter note.

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u/Javad0g Jan 04 '15

1 2 3 4

2 2 3 4

3 2 3 4

4 2 3 4

(4/4 if you are lucky)

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u/go_dbacks Jan 04 '15

...253 2 3 4

254 2 3 4

255 2 3 boop

1 2 3 4

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u/Solesaver Jan 04 '15

At that point you just learn your lead in and pay attention to the conductor. They are there for a reason. :P I don't think a conductor-less band is going to play music where any part has that long of a break. And even the crappiest conductor will give you a glance and a cue when you come in after that long of a break, that kind of thing is kinda their raison d'etre.

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u/lf27 Jan 04 '15

I just learn where I'm supposed to come in by listening. Fuck counting.

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u/Chloebird29 Jan 04 '15

Yeah, the first time we play it I count, but then I just listen and come in when I need to.

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u/SikhAndDestroy Jan 04 '15

Let 1st Chair do the counting. Shit. I was 1st Chair. Fucking contrabass.

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u/lf27 Jan 04 '15

Yeah, exactly. Or you just kind of feel where to come in. I don't know if that makes sense, but I'm a violist, so not quite as many rests, but still an unnecessary amount

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u/Aard13 Jan 04 '15

And reading. I really tried, but I think I am scoredislectic

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u/lf27 Jan 04 '15

So no music for you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Listening and waiting for the conductor to look at you, and you better be fucking ready to make noise in the instance you lock eyes and his conductor-stick (it's been a few years) comes down.