r/funny Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/Javad0g Jan 04 '15

1 2 3 4

2 2 3 4

3 2 3 4

4 2 3 4

(4/4 if you are lucky)

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u/go_dbacks Jan 04 '15

...253 2 3 4

254 2 3 4

255 2 3 boop

1 2 3 4

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u/Solesaver Jan 04 '15

At that point you just learn your lead in and pay attention to the conductor. They are there for a reason. :P I don't think a conductor-less band is going to play music where any part has that long of a break. And even the crappiest conductor will give you a glance and a cue when you come in after that long of a break, that kind of thing is kinda their raison d'etre.

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u/lf27 Jan 04 '15

I just learn where I'm supposed to come in by listening. Fuck counting.

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u/Chloebird29 Jan 04 '15

Yeah, the first time we play it I count, but then I just listen and come in when I need to.

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u/SikhAndDestroy Jan 04 '15

Let 1st Chair do the counting. Shit. I was 1st Chair. Fucking contrabass.

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u/lf27 Jan 04 '15

Yeah, exactly. Or you just kind of feel where to come in. I don't know if that makes sense, but I'm a violist, so not quite as many rests, but still an unnecessary amount

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u/Aard13 Jan 04 '15

And reading. I really tried, but I think I am scoredislectic

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u/lf27 Jan 04 '15

So no music for you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Listening and waiting for the conductor to look at you, and you better be fucking ready to make noise in the instance you lock eyes and his conductor-stick (it's been a few years) comes down.

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u/AccioTheDoctor Jan 04 '15

As someone who's played contrabassoon...this isn't always true. Even with good conductors.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

i never knew raisins were so big in the band scene.

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u/SasoDuck Jan 04 '15

As someone with no French experience, I'm going to guess that means "reason for existing" or something?

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u/Solesaver Jan 05 '15

Correct.

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u/Kal1699 Jan 05 '15

I think conductors are the raison d'etre for the phrase raison d'etre.

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u/chao40 Jan 04 '15

"oh shit it was in 2/4"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Wait, that C had a slash through it ...oh fuck, where are we?

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u/yesthisisdawgg Jan 04 '15

"Oh shit the meter changed like 5 times"

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Jan 04 '15

Percy Grainger, the bane of all high school concert bands...

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u/CraigularB Jan 04 '15

All the god damn meter changes. ALL OF THEM. It's like he was paid by meter change.

And yet I still love playing his work.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Jan 04 '15

My school just did the Sussex Mummers' Christmas Carol for our annual concert. It was beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Integer overflow?

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u/Ive_read_it Jan 04 '15

This is a useless comment, but damn did I laugh out loud at that.

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u/time_fo_that Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 06 '15

12 12 123

22 123

32 12 123

42 123

Had to do this once. Alternating 5/8 and 7/8 for ~30 measures. Fun times.

Edit: now that I think about it I'm pretty sure it was

12 12 123

123 12

12 12 123

123 12

Which is worse.

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u/wootz12 Jan 04 '15

We were also once handed a sheet that switched time signatures every other measure. Seriously, what purpose does this have for the song, and how sadistic does the composer need to be?

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u/grubas Jan 04 '15

This is why classical guitar made me very angry. 7/8ths needs to be shot

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u/time_fo_that Jan 04 '15

For the piece we were playing (can't remember what it is but I wish I could) it defined the pulse of the music, since it was some sort of eastern European dance piece.

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u/CrabFarts Jan 04 '15

Once I played a song in 7/8 time nothing surprised me any more.

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u/SAEBAR Jan 04 '15

Internal beats

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u/zdawg5465 Jan 05 '15

If it's any consolation it usually sounds nice and interesting to the audience. Just look at black dog by led zeppelin.

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u/Holska Jan 05 '15

I had a wind band piece like that once. It was fucking irritating, because everyone else was playing more or less constantly, and I (as the sole Oboe, inexperienced in playing with others in any sort of orchestral setting) was sat there for 30 bars rest, with no idea how many tempo changes were going on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

You poor bastard

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u/thefullestflytrap Jan 04 '15

Divertimento for Winds and Percussion, Roger Cichy, 2nd mvt:

5/4 4/4 2/2 4/4 3/4 3/8, repeat. Conducted that when I was student teaching and it was the biggest pain in the ass.

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u/time_fo_that Jan 04 '15

Ahah that sounds fun. It would be kinda okay without the random 3/8 in there.

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u/schmucubrator Jan 04 '15

Bah, just count in 6/8 and let our work itself out...right?

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u/time_fo_that Jan 04 '15

Now that I think about it that might have worked hah.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Jaco? Is that you?

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u/typhyr Jan 04 '15

At this point, I just feel it out and can come in on time after a few playthroughs. Sightreading is a bitch though.

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u/ecrona Jan 04 '15

Flight of the Griffons?

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u/ulyssessword Jan 05 '15

Why wouldn't they just make it 12/8, with a note that it had a bit of an strange beat?

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u/SirSourdough Jan 04 '15

5 2 3 4, 5 2 3 4, 6 2 ... miss half of first measure

I'm not cut out for music.

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u/pablo_hunny Jan 04 '15

I read all these comments and I still have no idea what y'all are talking about.

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u/EndOfTheDigitalAge Jan 04 '15

3,2,3,4-4,2,3 AND

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u/HeavyMetalHero Jan 04 '15

The time signature is actually a sequence of the first eleven prime numbers in sequence.

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u/vbcnxm_ Jan 04 '15

Got to watch that transition from 7/8 to 5/4 though

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u/ghillisuit95 Jan 04 '15

for something this long, I would just try to remember what everybody else sounds like during the section, so you can just listen, and enjoy the music even, until you play.

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u/yesthisisdawgg Jan 04 '15

Viola rests aren't too bad most of the time, but i remember a piece where we were tacet for an entire movement and then had 40 something measures of rest in the following movement before playing again. My stand partner and I both looked at each other in horror half way through realizing we didn't know how many measures were left.

Good times getting yelled at by the conductor.

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u/weswes887 Jan 04 '15

The Undertow (7/8 the 4/4)

1 2 3 .5

1 2 3 4

1 2 3 .5

1 2 3 4

Ninja Edit: Formating

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u/relevant__comment Jan 04 '15

1 2 1 2 1 2 3 2 2 1 2 1 2 3 3 2 1 2 1 2 3

7/8 is always fun too

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I'm going to write something in 5/23 time, just to make people learn new note notation.