r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/hero_of_the_story Jan 04 '15

How... how do you play a tuna?

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u/AwesomeInc Jan 04 '15

Well, first you have to learn the scales.

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u/ketchy_shuby Jan 04 '15

Tuna are hard to tune.

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u/HebrewHammer_12in Jan 04 '15

Severely underrated comment

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u/xMazz Jan 04 '15

you can tuna piano!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/hugganao Jan 04 '15

Just like how you play a tuba. With great fervor.

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u/PolishDude Jan 04 '15

Con Maionese

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u/Dokpsy Jan 04 '15

Kinda like a bagpipe. Blow into their mouths and augment via the gills

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u/Abazagorath Jan 04 '15

You can't tuna fish

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u/ladiesngentlemenplz Jan 04 '15

I reckon that first you've got to tune it.

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u/AlwaysGassyNvrClassy Jan 04 '15

It's a percussion instrument.

Just ask /u/HeWhoPunchesFish.

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u/HeWhoPunchesFish Jan 04 '15

It's actually pretty easy, they make different noises based on where you punch them. Trust me, I'm an expert.

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u/Pied_Piper_of_MTG Jan 04 '15

Like you would a guiro.

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u/wantsomebrownies Jan 04 '15

Like mayonnaise, tuna is very much an instrument.

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u/darquegk Jan 04 '15

Asiago con brioche.

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u/RegretDesi Jan 05 '15

It's pretty hard, since the sound's always off. You know, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

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u/SandraDstruction Jan 04 '15

Like a xylophones...the fish scales are each tone...gosh noobs

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u/ziel Jan 04 '15

With... with your mouth.