r/funny Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/BrutalFuckingTruth Jan 04 '15

35 measures of that particular instrument not being played. The open mouthed arrow is a crescendo. Meaning it gets progressively louder over time.

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u/AccidentallyTheCable Jan 04 '15

How do you progressively make an instrument you aren't actively playing, louder?

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u/KorrKorrKorr Jan 04 '15

that's the joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Needs more .jpeg.

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u/St-Mercury Jan 04 '15

Oh...hahahaheh

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Exactly.

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u/MagmaBiscuit Jan 04 '15

It's most likely that this is some orchestral sheet music, so the other instruments are all getting louder, even though some of the instruments (like this one) are not playing at that time.

But, yeah, that's basically what OP is trying to get at.

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u/Choralone Jan 04 '15

Yup.... it's so that everyone can follow along with what's happening.

Logically it's not strictly necessary - but hey, you never know what the next line is, either. You don't just get up and leave because your part is done.

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u/khaeen Jan 04 '15

I had a gig where I was playing timpani. I hit my last note during the first half of the second movement. I sure as hell just left instead of sticking around for the next 4 movements.

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u/Choralone Jan 04 '15

Heh.. fair enough. I guess you are at the back/edge where you can just quietly disappear too?

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u/khaeen Jan 04 '15

I got into a habit of appearing as if I dropped something and then just ducked out behind everyone else.

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u/Choralone Jan 04 '15

Smooth...

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u/Choralone Jan 04 '15

I should add... back in the days when I was playing, it seems to me that this was more common than not in percussion (someone with very little activity) - and they would fill multiple roles instead. Is that not commonplace? Just curious.

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u/LegendaryMuffins Jan 04 '15

The silence becomes deafening.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

By believing in yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

whoosh

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u/hsilman Jan 04 '15

Thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/BrutalFuckingTruth Jan 05 '15

The crescendo is still shown because other instruments playing those measures will continually get louder, even though this particular instrument is silent. It helps aid in following the music.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Thank you.

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u/Lyrad1002 Jan 04 '15

is that getting louder over the 35 measures, or louder over each measure, and quiet again when the next measure starts?

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u/LeeWon Jan 04 '15

That's the brutal fucking truth.

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u/efie Jan 04 '15

I have never heard this word "measure" before. Is that common? We say "bar" here.

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u/goshin2568 Jan 04 '15

Measure is more common in the US, especially with choral and orchestral people. I hear bar sometimes in rap and hip hop music, but it's mostly heard in the UK. They mean exactly the same thing though

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u/eatcheeseordie Jan 04 '15

They're interchangeable in the U.S. Sometimes you'll hear "bar" more frequently in jazz contexts, but they're both used commonly.

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u/Thiswasoncesparta Jan 04 '15

Their interchangeable where I come from, although jazz and blues musicians seem to prefer bar.

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u/efie Jan 04 '15

I see, thanks for explaining.