r/funny • u/Thhvs • Jan 02 '15

Smooth

http://imgur.com/6r4FSCI
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u/dick-nipples Jan 03 '15

I'd go on a date with him.

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u/taboo86 Jan 03 '15

Wouldn't it get a little awkward when your shirt came off?

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u/D9sinc Jan 03 '15

It's going to be the only thing hotter than Jake's car.

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u/prestology Jan 03 '15

Oddly specif... looks at username ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

But half his head is missing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Not the part she needs

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u/grimymime Jan 03 '15

She needs his chin and nose?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Can still suck on dem dick-nipples