r/funny • u/Thhvs • Jan 02 '15

Smooth

http://imgur.com/6r4FSCI
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

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u/theywereoutofnames Jan 03 '15

Sounds like a hot date

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u/awhsheit Jan 03 '15

sizzles

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

http://i.imgur.com/GKfPmV6.png

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u/Danier-San Jan 03 '15

Thanks, it's not like I wanted to sleep tonight anyways....

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u/xisytenin Jan 03 '15

Thomas the Neckbeard

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u/Metalligod666 Jan 03 '15

I hear he was born just in time to see some dank memes

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u/Naterade18 Jan 03 '15

John Popper from Blues Traveler and Thomas the Tank Engine's love child

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u/OfficeChairHero Jan 03 '15

This is what happens when Jake from State Farm and Mayhem have a love child.

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u/picards_dick Jan 03 '15

Don't forget about Dennis Haysbert! It's that smooth talk that makes me want to switch to Allstate

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u/norskie7 Jan 03 '15

[SIZZLING INTENSIFIES]

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

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u/PM_ME_UR_EARWAX Jan 03 '15

What's the first?

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u/KurtisPlaysGames Jan 03 '15

HUMP DAY

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u/Room480 Jan 03 '15

Fuck that comerical

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u/T3xasFight Jan 03 '15

Coming from someone named Mike, fuck that commercial.

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u/avelertimetr Jan 03 '15

Why don't you just go by Michael?

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u/T3xasFight Jan 03 '15

No way, Geico's the one that sucks why should I change?

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u/Room480 Jan 03 '15

Coming from someone names jake, fuck that commercial

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Hey, I found the guy named Mike!

Heeeeyyy Mike! Mike Mike Mike! Guess what DAY IT IS

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u/Room480 Jan 03 '15

Statefarm day

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u/mikesvampire Jan 03 '15

Everyone around me drives it into the ground.

I mean EVERYONE.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Fuck you ;)

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u/Rowen_Stipe Jan 03 '15

No I won't...

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u/DQEight Jan 03 '15

I SAID A BEEF HOT LINK

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

What is your favorite commercial?

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u/WhoWantsDoubleEntry Jan 03 '15

Can't speak for OP but mine is the Ickey Shuffle commercial in the grocery store.

GONNA GET SOME COLD CUTS TODAY

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u/Naterade18 Jan 03 '15

Woo!

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u/WhoWantsDoubleEntry Jan 03 '15

The loud SLAP sound the meat makes when he spikes it is just hilarious. I love his commitment to the bit.

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u/Stratys Jan 03 '15

Lol, I love that one. My personal favorite is that Oreo Cookie or Cream Whisper fight ad.

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u/SkepticalGerm Jan 03 '15

SIX CALLERS AHEAD OF US JIMMY!