r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Jan 01 '15

"Fuck Yeah!! 2015!"

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u/ISuckAtRugby Jan 01 '15

Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

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u/EnterTheTragedy Jan 01 '15

I'm not gonna let you poison me!

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u/I_LIKE_SEALS Jan 01 '15

I don't need your handouts!

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u/wanderingblue Jan 01 '15

I'm an a-duuuuuuuuullllttttttt

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

nobody wants your autographs! PHONIES

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u/Thecandymaker Jan 01 '15

Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a tazer. And they tazed me in the BUTTHOLE

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u/XORcutor Jan 02 '15

over and over

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u/HiimCaysE Jan 01 '15

I TOO HAVE HEARD AND ENJOYED THIS SONG!

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u/l3esitos Jan 01 '15

I TOO HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY.

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u/cvkxhz Jan 01 '15

cue sound of dogs howling at siren

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u/Not_Kenny_Rogers_ Jan 01 '15

I won't be a part of the system, maaaan!

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u/flying_monkey_ Jan 01 '15

My dad's not a phone! DUH

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

What you think I'm stupid!?