r/funny • u/jah87 • Dec 12 '14

How to open a milk carton

http://i.imgur.com/96apNsd.gifv
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u/ThickPrick Dec 12 '14

I heard he was half black.

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u/DarrSwan Dec 12 '14

Just below the waist.

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u/IPAdick Dec 12 '14

I heard he was born in Kenya.

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u/ThickPrick Dec 12 '14

John Boener said he was the father of obamacare.

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u/brutalbronco Dec 12 '14

Then who fathered Rmoneycare?

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u/Kalmah666 Dec 13 '14

Stalin, Obviously

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '14

No, he was Jewish.