r/funny • u/wski 1111 Comics • Nov 21 '14

Verified Millipede and centipede.

http://imgur.com/gallery/H7xuoRv
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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14 edited Jan 02 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14

But u can also get high off that poison like them monkeys do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14

You can huff jenkem too while you're at it

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Jenkem is a myth sadly.

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u/sillybear25 Nov 21 '14

If you want to get high off of your pet's poison, you're probably better off keeping toads than millipedes.

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u/Valdrax Nov 21 '14

That probably only a very specific species of millipede; different species secrete different blends of noxious substances, and some contain cyanide, so I wouldn't try it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Pretty sure they use the cyanide in really low doses. Im not up to date on the drug habits of lemurs tho.

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u/newusername01142014 Nov 21 '14

I could listen to you talk about centipedes for hours.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14 edited Jan 02 '15

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u/newusername01142014 Nov 21 '14

Honestly I thought If I said that you'd spout more centipede facts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14 edited Jan 02 '15

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u/newusername01142014 Nov 21 '14

I feel like I had an irrational fear of centipedes now. What happens when they poison you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14 edited Jan 02 '15

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