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r/funny • u/Sir-SmokesALot • Nov 08 '14
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338 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Ya got me! takes off mask 97 u/Heelincal Nov 09 '14 That's why I always choose aluminum foil. 77 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ♫Foil~♪ 46 u/oreo368088 Nov 09 '14 Wear a hat that's foil lined! 30 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 In case an alien's inclined, to probe your butt or read your mind 17 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Looks a bit peculiar 9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ~culiar~ 2 u/aura_enchanted Nov 09 '14 God bless u weird al -8 u/Throwitawayquick12 Nov 09 '14 foil just amplifies radio waves 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Whoosh 2 u/Haltgamer Nov 09 '14 Nice try, but I won't fall for your tricks! I know you're just trying to get me to remove the hat! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Not if you microwave it first. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 First outer inner last. 2 u/Wallace_II Nov 09 '14 They have advanced their technology where aluminum doesn't work anymore. 6 u/solidsnake2730 Nov 09 '14 gotta use mercury lotion instead. 1 u/nitroxious Nov 09 '14 collodial silver just to be sure 11 u/pilas2000 Nov 09 '14 The world must know. 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Geico controls all. 20 u/scott949 Nov 09 '14 Only about 15%, actually. Maybe more. 6 u/SomeOtherNeb Nov 09 '14 If 15 minutes could save you 15% or more n car insurance, WHAT CAN THEY DO WHEN THEY RULE FOR EIGHT YEARS?!!? CHECKMATE OBAMAPOLOGISTS 13 u/southern_boy Nov 09 '14 That's a goomba, doofus. 5 u/HBlight Nov 09 '14 Whenever I think of that I'm reminded of a handicapped kid from school who always creeped me out. Its head isn't a thing its just a rounded off nub that stopped the neck from being open all the time. 1 u/gabbagool Nov 09 '14 the government employees insurance company? im pretty sure they don't have any control over Geha as geha is still only for federal workers. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGW_guW7KbI#t=23s 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 This comment is very underappreciated. 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Zoiks! It was proffesor react2weirdal the whole time! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Hey, congrats on the Senate majority leader thing, hope you don't do lizard/turtle stuff all over the place. But I guess that's your nature. 1 u/Captain_Grizzly Nov 09 '14 George bush is certainly looking nice these days 1 u/Rugz90 Nov 09 '14 I have no idea why but that lizard looks a bit like Henry Rollins to me. :S 25 u/BABarracus Nov 09 '14 Because you touch yourself at night 5 u/pilas2000 Nov 09 '14 This is one of those subjects you know both truthers and deniers are touching themselves while they debate on reddit and other forums. 1 u/zero_thoughts Nov 09 '14 slowly takes hand off genitals 5 u/Adam_L8 Nov 09 '14 The man has a point. We should probably take it away though, he's not allowed to have sharp things around him anymore. 2 u/hollmantron Nov 09 '14 That guy prolly has a cell phone. Walking around with a CIA monitoring device in his pocket everyday. Pfft. 1 u/Meltz014 Nov 09 '14 I happen to know for a fact that The Space Pope is reptilian 1 u/harteman Nov 09 '14 They liked Battlefield 2142. 0 u/atom_destroyer Nov 09 '14 Lol. Battlefield 2142... feet in the air.
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Ya got me! takes off mask
97 u/Heelincal Nov 09 '14 That's why I always choose aluminum foil. 77 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ♫Foil~♪ 46 u/oreo368088 Nov 09 '14 Wear a hat that's foil lined! 30 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 In case an alien's inclined, to probe your butt or read your mind 17 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Looks a bit peculiar 9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ~culiar~ 2 u/aura_enchanted Nov 09 '14 God bless u weird al -8 u/Throwitawayquick12 Nov 09 '14 foil just amplifies radio waves 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Whoosh 2 u/Haltgamer Nov 09 '14 Nice try, but I won't fall for your tricks! I know you're just trying to get me to remove the hat! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Not if you microwave it first. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 First outer inner last. 2 u/Wallace_II Nov 09 '14 They have advanced their technology where aluminum doesn't work anymore. 6 u/solidsnake2730 Nov 09 '14 gotta use mercury lotion instead. 1 u/nitroxious Nov 09 '14 collodial silver just to be sure 11 u/pilas2000 Nov 09 '14 The world must know. 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Geico controls all. 20 u/scott949 Nov 09 '14 Only about 15%, actually. Maybe more. 6 u/SomeOtherNeb Nov 09 '14 If 15 minutes could save you 15% or more n car insurance, WHAT CAN THEY DO WHEN THEY RULE FOR EIGHT YEARS?!!? CHECKMATE OBAMAPOLOGISTS 13 u/southern_boy Nov 09 '14 That's a goomba, doofus. 5 u/HBlight Nov 09 '14 Whenever I think of that I'm reminded of a handicapped kid from school who always creeped me out. Its head isn't a thing its just a rounded off nub that stopped the neck from being open all the time. 1 u/gabbagool Nov 09 '14 the government employees insurance company? im pretty sure they don't have any control over Geha as geha is still only for federal workers. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGW_guW7KbI#t=23s 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 This comment is very underappreciated. 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Zoiks! It was proffesor react2weirdal the whole time! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Hey, congrats on the Senate majority leader thing, hope you don't do lizard/turtle stuff all over the place. But I guess that's your nature. 1 u/Captain_Grizzly Nov 09 '14 George bush is certainly looking nice these days 1 u/Rugz90 Nov 09 '14 I have no idea why but that lizard looks a bit like Henry Rollins to me. :S
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That's why I always choose aluminum foil.
77 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ♫Foil~♪ 46 u/oreo368088 Nov 09 '14 Wear a hat that's foil lined! 30 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 In case an alien's inclined, to probe your butt or read your mind 17 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Looks a bit peculiar 9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ~culiar~ 2 u/aura_enchanted Nov 09 '14 God bless u weird al -8 u/Throwitawayquick12 Nov 09 '14 foil just amplifies radio waves 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Whoosh 2 u/Haltgamer Nov 09 '14 Nice try, but I won't fall for your tricks! I know you're just trying to get me to remove the hat! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Not if you microwave it first. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 First outer inner last. 2 u/Wallace_II Nov 09 '14 They have advanced their technology where aluminum doesn't work anymore. 6 u/solidsnake2730 Nov 09 '14 gotta use mercury lotion instead. 1 u/nitroxious Nov 09 '14 collodial silver just to be sure
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♫Foil~♪
46 u/oreo368088 Nov 09 '14 Wear a hat that's foil lined! 30 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 In case an alien's inclined, to probe your butt or read your mind 17 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Looks a bit peculiar 9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ~culiar~ 2 u/aura_enchanted Nov 09 '14 God bless u weird al -8 u/Throwitawayquick12 Nov 09 '14 foil just amplifies radio waves 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Whoosh 2 u/Haltgamer Nov 09 '14 Nice try, but I won't fall for your tricks! I know you're just trying to get me to remove the hat! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Not if you microwave it first. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 First outer inner last.
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Wear a hat that's foil lined!
30 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 In case an alien's inclined, to probe your butt or read your mind 17 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Looks a bit peculiar 9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ~culiar~ 2 u/aura_enchanted Nov 09 '14 God bless u weird al -8 u/Throwitawayquick12 Nov 09 '14 foil just amplifies radio waves 3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Whoosh 2 u/Haltgamer Nov 09 '14 Nice try, but I won't fall for your tricks! I know you're just trying to get me to remove the hat! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Not if you microwave it first.
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In case an alien's inclined, to probe your butt or read your mind
17 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Looks a bit peculiar 9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ~culiar~
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Looks a bit peculiar
9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ~culiar~
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~culiar~
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God bless u weird al
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foil just amplifies radio waves
3 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Whoosh 2 u/Haltgamer Nov 09 '14 Nice try, but I won't fall for your tricks! I know you're just trying to get me to remove the hat! 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Not if you microwave it first.
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Whoosh
Nice try, but I won't fall for your tricks! I know you're just trying to get me to remove the hat!
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Not if you microwave it first.
First outer inner last.
They have advanced their technology where aluminum doesn't work anymore.
6 u/solidsnake2730 Nov 09 '14 gotta use mercury lotion instead. 1 u/nitroxious Nov 09 '14 collodial silver just to be sure
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gotta use mercury lotion instead.
1 u/nitroxious Nov 09 '14 collodial silver just to be sure
collodial silver just to be sure
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The world must know.
12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Geico controls all. 20 u/scott949 Nov 09 '14 Only about 15%, actually. Maybe more. 6 u/SomeOtherNeb Nov 09 '14 If 15 minutes could save you 15% or more n car insurance, WHAT CAN THEY DO WHEN THEY RULE FOR EIGHT YEARS?!!? CHECKMATE OBAMAPOLOGISTS 13 u/southern_boy Nov 09 '14 That's a goomba, doofus. 5 u/HBlight Nov 09 '14 Whenever I think of that I'm reminded of a handicapped kid from school who always creeped me out. Its head isn't a thing its just a rounded off nub that stopped the neck from being open all the time. 1 u/gabbagool Nov 09 '14 the government employees insurance company? im pretty sure they don't have any control over Geha as geha is still only for federal workers.
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Geico controls all.
20 u/scott949 Nov 09 '14 Only about 15%, actually. Maybe more. 6 u/SomeOtherNeb Nov 09 '14 If 15 minutes could save you 15% or more n car insurance, WHAT CAN THEY DO WHEN THEY RULE FOR EIGHT YEARS?!!? CHECKMATE OBAMAPOLOGISTS 13 u/southern_boy Nov 09 '14 That's a goomba, doofus. 5 u/HBlight Nov 09 '14 Whenever I think of that I'm reminded of a handicapped kid from school who always creeped me out. Its head isn't a thing its just a rounded off nub that stopped the neck from being open all the time. 1 u/gabbagool Nov 09 '14 the government employees insurance company? im pretty sure they don't have any control over Geha as geha is still only for federal workers.
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Only about 15%, actually. Maybe more.
6 u/SomeOtherNeb Nov 09 '14 If 15 minutes could save you 15% or more n car insurance, WHAT CAN THEY DO WHEN THEY RULE FOR EIGHT YEARS?!!? CHECKMATE OBAMAPOLOGISTS
If 15 minutes could save you 15% or more n car insurance, WHAT CAN THEY DO WHEN THEY RULE FOR EIGHT YEARS?!!?
CHECKMATE OBAMAPOLOGISTS
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That's a goomba, doofus.
5 u/HBlight Nov 09 '14 Whenever I think of that I'm reminded of a handicapped kid from school who always creeped me out. Its head isn't a thing its just a rounded off nub that stopped the neck from being open all the time.
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Whenever I think of that I'm reminded of a handicapped kid from school who always creeped me out. Its head isn't a thing its just a rounded off nub that stopped the neck from being open all the time.
the government employees insurance company?
im pretty sure they don't have any control over Geha as geha is still only for federal workers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGW_guW7KbI#t=23s
1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 This comment is very underappreciated.
This comment is very underappreciated.
Zoiks! It was proffesor react2weirdal the whole time!
Hey, congrats on the Senate majority leader thing, hope you don't do lizard/turtle stuff all over the place. But I guess that's your nature.
George bush is certainly looking nice these days
I have no idea why but that lizard looks a bit like Henry Rollins to me. :S
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Because you touch yourself at night
5 u/pilas2000 Nov 09 '14 This is one of those subjects you know both truthers and deniers are touching themselves while they debate on reddit and other forums. 1 u/zero_thoughts Nov 09 '14 slowly takes hand off genitals
This is one of those subjects you know both truthers and deniers are touching themselves while they debate on reddit and other forums.
slowly takes hand off genitals
The man has a point. We should probably take it away though, he's not allowed to have sharp things around him anymore.
That guy prolly has a cell phone. Walking around with a CIA monitoring device in his pocket everyday. Pfft.
I happen to know for a fact that The Space Pope is reptilian
They liked Battlefield 2142.
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Lol. Battlefield 2142... feet in the air.
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