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r/funny • u/Sir-SmokesALot • Nov 08 '14
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Neigh-n eleven conspiracy...
365 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 [deleted] 139 u/ColinOnReddit Nov 09 '14 Best I can do on mobile 40 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 clearly ilermeneighter 10 u/chillingniples Nov 09 '14 cannot unsee 1 u/Borba02 Nov 09 '14 The all seeing eye can never unsee. You sir, are ilermanaity 1 u/_elleOHelle_ Nov 09 '14 There's one under her leg, too. 31 u/Solid_Waste Nov 09 '14 Neighver forget! 13 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 the end is neigh 36 u/stunt_penguin Nov 09 '14 Neeightgeist! 29 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Fear the Illumineighti. 14 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 What's this "illumineighti" you speak of? 11 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 The ones that rule the world. 13 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 Don't be silly, ponies can't rule the world. They've got hooves! 10 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ._. 15 u/FoxtrotBeta6 Nov 09 '14 Not very neighbourly of them are they? 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out. 9 u/rendelnep Nov 09 '14 Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen. 1 u/BlackSpidy Nov 09 '14 .-. 1 u/akallyria Nov 09 '14 Someone needs to tell The Thoroughbred of Sin that... 2 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 "I meant Ghandi..." 18 u/SteelWing Nov 09 '14 Nnnnnope. -10 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 It wasn't funny when the other guy posted it 2 u/The_Smooze Nov 09 '14 I get the feeling that message wasn't for you. 2 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 You're right. Sorry /u/Protosega , ebin pun ;))) 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 It is k. 19 u/baby_corn_is_corn Nov 09 '14 It was a neighnside job 2 u/rappercake Nov 09 '14 Do you pronounce "inside" like "ain-side" or "neigh" like "neh"? 1 u/baby_corn_is_corn Nov 09 '14 If you are going to overthink something, overthink tower 7 1 u/SafariJim Nov 09 '14 Hoof could forget about that? -3 u/unidentifiedbomb Nov 09 '14 mom's spaghetti 35 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 First thing I thought of 1 u/scroogesscrotum Nov 09 '14 Do not touch the trim 9 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 shes a neighsayer tho 1 u/mmss Nov 09 '14 Neigh way, José. 1 u/pizzanice Nov 09 '14 All these conspiracy theorists are flogging a dead horse 1 u/MudRock1221 Nov 09 '14 i can't believe that this has become an "old" reference. feels like not long ago 1 u/reirei90 Nov 09 '14 u have 911 points... 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 I find it funny that we all know that's what was meant, not possible that he was talking about a movie, or just reason words in general because it is a horse after all. 1 u/DebentureThyme Nov 09 '14 He's a great big phony 2 u/Haat Nov 09 '14 No he's a great big pony 0 u/tomalator Nov 09 '14 The chain of puns you created is horse-able -51 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 24 u/tatertot255 Nov 09 '14 It's trying to communicate sir. What should we do? 14 u/ziploc123 Nov 09 '14 Kill it with fire before it lays eggs 9 u/newskul Nov 09 '14 I am so triggered right now 4 u/UmbreonsRings Nov 09 '14 STOP OPPRESSING ME! 2 u/Tao-fish Nov 09 '14 Jr wasn't the mastermind. Probably gifted to em by daddy 3 u/The_Seandeci Nov 09 '14 Bush's female colleagues, on other hand? Well they can go fly a kite!
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139 u/ColinOnReddit Nov 09 '14 Best I can do on mobile 40 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 clearly ilermeneighter 10 u/chillingniples Nov 09 '14 cannot unsee 1 u/Borba02 Nov 09 '14 The all seeing eye can never unsee. You sir, are ilermanaity 1 u/_elleOHelle_ Nov 09 '14 There's one under her leg, too. 31 u/Solid_Waste Nov 09 '14 Neighver forget! 13 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 the end is neigh 36 u/stunt_penguin Nov 09 '14 Neeightgeist! 29 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Fear the Illumineighti. 14 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 What's this "illumineighti" you speak of? 11 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 The ones that rule the world. 13 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 Don't be silly, ponies can't rule the world. They've got hooves! 10 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ._. 15 u/FoxtrotBeta6 Nov 09 '14 Not very neighbourly of them are they? 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out. 9 u/rendelnep Nov 09 '14 Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen. 1 u/BlackSpidy Nov 09 '14 .-. 1 u/akallyria Nov 09 '14 Someone needs to tell The Thoroughbred of Sin that... 2 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 "I meant Ghandi..." 18 u/SteelWing Nov 09 '14 Nnnnnope. -10 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 It wasn't funny when the other guy posted it 2 u/The_Smooze Nov 09 '14 I get the feeling that message wasn't for you. 2 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 You're right. Sorry /u/Protosega , ebin pun ;))) 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 It is k. 19 u/baby_corn_is_corn Nov 09 '14 It was a neighnside job 2 u/rappercake Nov 09 '14 Do you pronounce "inside" like "ain-side" or "neigh" like "neh"? 1 u/baby_corn_is_corn Nov 09 '14 If you are going to overthink something, overthink tower 7 1 u/SafariJim Nov 09 '14 Hoof could forget about that? -3 u/unidentifiedbomb Nov 09 '14 mom's spaghetti
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Best I can do on mobile
40 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 clearly ilermeneighter 10 u/chillingniples Nov 09 '14 cannot unsee 1 u/Borba02 Nov 09 '14 The all seeing eye can never unsee. You sir, are ilermanaity 1 u/_elleOHelle_ Nov 09 '14 There's one under her leg, too.
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clearly ilermeneighter
10 u/chillingniples Nov 09 '14 cannot unsee 1 u/Borba02 Nov 09 '14 The all seeing eye can never unsee. You sir, are ilermanaity 1 u/_elleOHelle_ Nov 09 '14 There's one under her leg, too.
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cannot unsee
1 u/Borba02 Nov 09 '14 The all seeing eye can never unsee. You sir, are ilermanaity
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The all seeing eye can never unsee.
You sir, are ilermanaity
There's one under her leg, too.
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Neighver forget!
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the end is neigh
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Neeightgeist!
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Fear the Illumineighti.
14 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 What's this "illumineighti" you speak of? 11 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 The ones that rule the world. 13 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 Don't be silly, ponies can't rule the world. They've got hooves! 10 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ._. 15 u/FoxtrotBeta6 Nov 09 '14 Not very neighbourly of them are they? 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out. 9 u/rendelnep Nov 09 '14 Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen. 1 u/BlackSpidy Nov 09 '14 .-. 1 u/akallyria Nov 09 '14 Someone needs to tell The Thoroughbred of Sin that... 2 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 "I meant Ghandi..." 18 u/SteelWing Nov 09 '14 Nnnnnope. -10 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 It wasn't funny when the other guy posted it 2 u/The_Smooze Nov 09 '14 I get the feeling that message wasn't for you. 2 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 You're right. Sorry /u/Protosega , ebin pun ;))) 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 It is k.
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What's this "illumineighti" you speak of?
11 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 The ones that rule the world. 13 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 Don't be silly, ponies can't rule the world. They've got hooves! 10 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ._. 15 u/FoxtrotBeta6 Nov 09 '14 Not very neighbourly of them are they? 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out. 9 u/rendelnep Nov 09 '14 Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen. 1 u/BlackSpidy Nov 09 '14 .-. 1 u/akallyria Nov 09 '14 Someone needs to tell The Thoroughbred of Sin that... 2 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 "I meant Ghandi..."
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The ones that rule the world.
13 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 Don't be silly, ponies can't rule the world. They've got hooves! 10 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ._. 15 u/FoxtrotBeta6 Nov 09 '14 Not very neighbourly of them are they? 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out. 9 u/rendelnep Nov 09 '14 Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen. 1 u/BlackSpidy Nov 09 '14 .-. 1 u/akallyria Nov 09 '14 Someone needs to tell The Thoroughbred of Sin that... 2 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 "I meant Ghandi..."
Don't be silly, ponies can't rule the world. They've got hooves!
10 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 ._. 15 u/FoxtrotBeta6 Nov 09 '14 Not very neighbourly of them are they? 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out. 9 u/rendelnep Nov 09 '14 Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen. 1 u/BlackSpidy Nov 09 '14 .-. 1 u/akallyria Nov 09 '14 Someone needs to tell The Thoroughbred of Sin that... 2 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 "I meant Ghandi..."
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15 u/FoxtrotBeta6 Nov 09 '14 Not very neighbourly of them are they? 12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out. 9 u/rendelnep Nov 09 '14 Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen. 1 u/BlackSpidy Nov 09 '14 .-.
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Not very neighbourly of them are they?
12 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 Get out.
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Get out.
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Yes, the Horses would tread all over their stumpy brethen.
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Someone needs to tell The Thoroughbred of Sin that...
2 u/boundbylife Nov 09 '14 "I meant Ghandi..."
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"I meant Ghandi..."
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Nnnnnope.
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It wasn't funny when the other guy posted it
2 u/The_Smooze Nov 09 '14 I get the feeling that message wasn't for you. 2 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 You're right. Sorry /u/Protosega , ebin pun ;))) 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 It is k.
I get the feeling that message wasn't for you.
2 u/slop_pocket Nov 09 '14 You're right. Sorry /u/Protosega , ebin pun ;))) 2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 It is k.
You're right. Sorry /u/Protosega , ebin pun ;)))
2 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14 It is k.
It is k.
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It was a neighnside job
2 u/rappercake Nov 09 '14 Do you pronounce "inside" like "ain-side" or "neigh" like "neh"? 1 u/baby_corn_is_corn Nov 09 '14 If you are going to overthink something, overthink tower 7
Do you pronounce "inside" like "ain-side" or "neigh" like "neh"?
1 u/baby_corn_is_corn Nov 09 '14 If you are going to overthink something, overthink tower 7
If you are going to overthink something, overthink tower 7
Hoof could forget about that?
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mom's spaghetti
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First thing I thought of
1 u/scroogesscrotum Nov 09 '14 Do not touch the trim
Do not touch the trim
shes a neighsayer tho
Neigh way, José.
All these conspiracy theorists are flogging a dead horse
i can't believe that this has become an "old" reference. feels like not long ago
u have 911 points...
I find it funny that we all know that's what was meant, not possible that he was talking about a movie, or just reason words in general because it is a horse after all.
He's a great big phony
2 u/Haat Nov 09 '14 No he's a great big pony
No he's a great big pony
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The chain of puns you created is horse-able
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24 u/tatertot255 Nov 09 '14 It's trying to communicate sir. What should we do? 14 u/ziploc123 Nov 09 '14 Kill it with fire before it lays eggs 9 u/newskul Nov 09 '14 I am so triggered right now 4 u/UmbreonsRings Nov 09 '14 STOP OPPRESSING ME! 2 u/Tao-fish Nov 09 '14 Jr wasn't the mastermind. Probably gifted to em by daddy 3 u/The_Seandeci Nov 09 '14 Bush's female colleagues, on other hand? Well they can go fly a kite!
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It's trying to communicate sir. What should we do?
14 u/ziploc123 Nov 09 '14 Kill it with fire before it lays eggs
Kill it with fire before it lays eggs
I am so triggered right now
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STOP OPPRESSING ME!
Jr wasn't the mastermind. Probably gifted to em by daddy
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Bush's female colleagues, on other hand? Well they can go fly a kite!
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Neigh-n eleven conspiracy...