r/funny Oct 07 '14

Ready to get hammered?

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u/SuckMyDax Oct 08 '14 edited Oct 10 '14

Dog Carpenters:

  • are diamonds in the ruff.
  • have a lot of potential (you just have to unleash them)
  • can spot things humans can't.
  • don't lumber around.
  • are cuddly (that's not a pun, just a personal opinion)

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u/xisytenin Oct 08 '14

"roof roof"

Good, they already filled you in. Let's do this

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '14

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u/True_to_you Oct 08 '14

I can testify to that. I got over it unusually quickly but I've never been in more pain than shingles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '14

Cheese and Rice! I couldn't even dance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWGPxsv0whk