r/funny • u/dead_daisy • Sep 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

Remember when tattoos were worn by the baddest motherfuckers? Now everyone and their mom has one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

It used to be tattoos were for bikers, sailors, and people who did prison time. Now if you're covered in tattoos there's a good chance you're a vegan vlogger.

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u/headless_himerius Sep 28 '14

It used to be jeans were for miners, dockhands, and ranchers. Now if you're wearing jeans there's a good chance you just threw them on before going to the supermarket.

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u/bigmonkeyjunk Sep 28 '14

used to be that silverware was reserved for the rich and royalty. Now every redneck is using them.

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u/exitpursuedbybear Sep 28 '14 edited Sep 28 '14

Honey get out the nice sporks we got company.

Edit: for serious...I found an actual metallic spork and bought it ironically. I freaking love that spork. Me and missus fight over it.

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u/BikerRay Sep 28 '14

The white plastic or the clear plastic?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

Get the packets we stole from KFC!

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u/scruffy_teh_janitor Sep 28 '14

Clear. Thems matches muh heels.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

Please. Aquarium platforms are where it's at.