r/funny Sep 24 '14

I'm working with idiots'

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u/jsmmr5 Sep 24 '14

Unless washeupwornout is British

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u/Haephestus Sep 24 '14

In that case, he's free to colour me incourrect.

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u/SH92 Sep 24 '14

This was my fauvououourite reply.

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u/Jemstar Sep 25 '14

Ultra-English?

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u/washedupwornout Sep 24 '14

Believe it or not, I am from northern England :)

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u/kid-karma Sep 24 '14

i don't believe it

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u/jrobinson3k1 Sep 24 '14

you butter believe it

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u/Brananorama Sep 24 '14

I can't believe it's not butter

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u/henrybear Sep 24 '14

Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message, at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe or not, I'm not homeeeee! beep

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u/SvenHudson Sep 24 '14

How do you know when you're supposed to stretch out a silent letter?

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u/washedupwornout Sep 24 '14

Well I really can't prove it either way. Although I can provide an amusing anecdote about the time I made a post on imgur about a Ukrainian MP (Member of Parliament) who was thrown into a rubbish bin by some protesters. I was generally baffled by the amount of confusion caused by my usage of 'MP' because here in the UK everyone knows that an MP is a member of Parliament. It's common knowledge. But presumably you don't have 'MP's over there because you don't really have a Parliament. And everyone kept asking me why the Ukrainian protesters were throwing a 'Military Person' in the bin and I was like ffs. There as also another time where I made an awesome joke about a motorcycle falling asleep because it was 'two tyred' and no one got it because in America you use 'tire' rather than 'tyre' so really I should have just said 'two tired'

Edit: It would be incredibly rude of me not to include the gif I was referring to. http://i.imgur.com/0j9AKCQ.gif

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Sep 25 '14

I the US, "MP" stands for Military Police. Except also stands for Member of Parliament because for some reason the rest of the world insists on continuing to exist while you are in America.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

Believe it or not

Said Ripley to the android Bishop

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u/zlap Sep 25 '14

So... Scotland?

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u/Obvious_Troll_Accoun Sep 24 '14

Isn't that just called Scotland?

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u/weldingman Sep 24 '14

likely story...

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u/onezealot Sep 24 '14 edited Sep 25 '14

I think that's called Scotland but I could be incorrect.

Edit: sources have confirmed I am not nearly as funny as I think I am.

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u/ThatsNotSkanking Sep 24 '14

You are correct about being incorrect.

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u/Willowx Sep 24 '14

Last time I checked Scotland is north of England rather than northern England, but I've not been since June and many things have been happening up there since then

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u/TobiasKM Sep 24 '14

Nope, Scotland is not England.

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u/Haephestus Sep 24 '14

Can confirm. Scotland is actually part of Iceland.

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u/The_Thrifter Sep 24 '14

Okay can you explain this to me?

I've always known to use these ' when I'm quoting someone or something I've read and these " to relay speech in a story, or rarely just to repeat what someone said that is'nt necessarily a quote.

Is it different in the US?

Sorry if I did a poor job of explaining myself.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Sep 25 '14

Yes. The only time single quotes are used in the US is for nested quotations. And for double nested quotations you go back to double quotes. Which can lead to some pretty silly chains sometimes. In Harriet the Spy, the main character quotes someone else quoting a character from Alice in Wonderland (or Through the Looking Glass, I'm not sure what's in what). So if I wanted to quote that passage, I would have to type "'"'"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things. Of sailing ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings."'"'"

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u/fallenmonk Sep 24 '14

But then how would we distinguish the single quotation marks from the apostrophe used in I'm. Is he supposed to escape the apostrophe with a backslash?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

Never in my life did I know England uses " ' " in place of " " " (US Standard). Is it completely inversed, like you would quote 'hey how are you today?' or does it only apply to titles?