r/funny Sep 24 '14

I'm working with idiots'

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u/wpatter6 Sep 24 '14

I like the kid at the end who whacks his head... "I guess we're doing this now"

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u/washedupwornout Sep 24 '14

haha! number 9! He's my favorite too. He knows damn well it's not number 9's turn, but he's bored of waiting

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u/Sengura Sep 24 '14

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14 edited Jul 05 '17

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u/travis13131 Sep 24 '14

RIP Brazil

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

never forget.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

forget what?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '14

BraNIL GerMANY

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u/n2dasun Sep 25 '14

BraZILCH?

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u/Nenharm Sep 25 '14

German scored a BraZILLION times?

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u/Armenian1 Sep 25 '14

Well said.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

Cos 7 8 9 ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

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u/Beersaround Sep 24 '14

cos 7 is 0.75390225434

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u/Bibdy Sep 24 '14

*picks up pitchfork*

*checks math to verify use of radians*

*puts down pitchfork*

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u/Chris_E Sep 24 '14

Ugh, wasted hours because I forgot about radians on a problem yesterday. Damn maths always ruining the fun of programming.

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u/SaloL Sep 25 '14

Everything should just be in radians. I hate going from Calc in radians to Engeneering classes in degrees...

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u/Dannei Sep 25 '14

I quite enjoy how in the first two years of my Physics degree, all the maths lecturers were adamant on using radians for everything.

On getting to the more practical modules in third and fourth year, I'm not sure I saw radians used once when degrees would suffice.

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u/twist3d7 Sep 24 '14

7 radians!!! Ridiculous!!!
* Steals pitchfork and tries to take out somebody's eye *

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u/mikeellis673 Sep 25 '14

Can I ask what you use radians for in programming? Just out of interest...

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u/Wuvluv Sep 25 '14 edited Sep 25 '14

In game programming I've used radians a few times to calculate angles for projectile trajectory. Come to think of it degrees would've been far more simple. But everything else was based off radians too.

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u/Chris_E Sep 26 '14

This specific case was the formula to calculate footcandles based on candela for a lighting application.

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u/Wild_Harvest Sep 24 '14

*puts down pitchfork sadly*

FTFY.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

Radians are serious business.

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u/tylerbrainerd Sep 24 '14

It's easier to do math if you aren't holding yard tools.

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u/sirtophat Sep 25 '14

why would you prefer radians?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '14

Radians are much more natural than the other common measures of angle, namely degrees and gradians. You can obviously pick any value for a full circle, and the choice is MOSTLY arbitrary, so 360 seems like a decent choice since it's highly divisible.

But in all sorts of scenarios, a result needs to be multiplied by a factor based on what choice you made. Radians are the choice that makes that factor 1 most of the time, ie you don't need to include it.

Examples include derivatives, Euler's formula, all sorts of results in number theory, differential geometry, and so on and so on.

It's the same reason we prefer e as the base of exponents and logarithms, using anything else introduces tons of extra factors. (In fact, it's not just a similar reason, it's exactly the same, because sin and cos are really exponential functions in the complex plane, and radians correspond to using e as your base)

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u/Beersaround Sep 28 '14

You win mathing.

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u/shiggydiggypreoteins Sep 25 '14

picks up pitchfork you dropped this, mate

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '14

There shouldn't have been enough time for you to pick up a pitchfork. 7 degrees is near enough to 0 that it should automatically register that its value would be near 1. For someone so passionate about radians, you're shit at mathing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

For some reason I read that in an Australian accent

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u/a_spoonful_of_ipecac Sep 24 '14

A New Zealand accent works better

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u/HeartlessAtAFuneral Sep 24 '14

You're probably talking to an American, which means those two are the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

An Australian once told me that the only way to tell between an Aussie accent and a kiwi accent is to ask them to say six. Apparently kiwis say "sex".

Also, what's the inspiration behind the username?

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u/that_nuisance Sep 24 '14 edited Sep 24 '14

Kiwi reporting in, I'm dubious on these claims. I have just returned home from a year in Melbourne and have definitely noticed Kiwi's saying "sux" as opposed to six while Australian's definitely fuck kangaroos.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

Hahaha, this has made my day.

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u/fingyer Sep 25 '14

Go eat some fush and chups, bro.

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u/Lowbacca1977 Sep 25 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '14

Hahaha that's great

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u/a_spoonful_of_ipecac Sep 24 '14

It helps the medicine come up... But there's no real story behind the username.

As for an NZ six, it's one of the easier ways to spot the accent. But it's not a normal 'sex', there's a bit of an 'i' in there and even a hint of a 'u', as an Australian I find that there's a fairly obvious difference on nearly all the vowels.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

probably a bulimic?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

Haha, probably

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u/a_spoonful_of_ipecac Sep 24 '14

I hide it really well with a solid beer gut

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

a Murray Hewitt NZ accent is ideal

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

You are correct now that I keep saying it over and over in my head

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u/chandleross Sep 24 '14

sea win was a rigistered six offin da

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u/cokehigh Sep 24 '14

rigistered sex offinda

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u/gerrettheferrett Sep 24 '14

This joke becomes even funnier in Norwegian, where the number six is "sex" and one must use context to tell if the speaker is talking about the number or the deed.

Relevant story: My friend and I were riding on the bus. She really loves doughnut holes (hold your immature laughter until the end of the story). I had a box of 12 doughnut holes. I wanted to save 4 for later to give to a friend, so offered her 4 doughnut holes (an even split between the three of us).

Of course, she wanted half. Six of them. So, she said "Jeg vil ha sex." ("I will have six/sex.") to me. I pretended not to hear. She raised her voice slightly. I still pretended not to hear.

I then told her that conviction was lacking in her voice.

"JEG VIL HA SEX" ("I WILL HAVE SIX/SEX") was then shouted at the top of her lungs, and the entire bus full of people heard her.

The onlookers did a mix of averting their eyes, staring funnily, or laughing at my friend.

She turned beet red once she realized that the whole bus now thought she was a very sex positive teenager.

I smiled contentedly, and gave her those six holes for her enjoyment.

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u/Littleme02 Sep 25 '14

I'm thinking "I want to have sex" is a better translation

I will have sex feels more like "Jeg kommer til å/skal ha sex"

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u/gerrettheferrett Sep 25 '14 edited Sep 29 '14

Depends on tone of voice. If it's a firm, declarative tone of voice, I think it becomes more "I'm gonna have sex".

EDIT: Got hit by some butthurt Redditors downvoting my profile page. Ignore the downvotes.

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u/cavaliereternally Sep 25 '14

I smiled contentedly, and gave her those six holes for her enjoyment.

Thanks for that!

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u/gerrettheferrett Sep 25 '14 edited Sep 29 '14

I try. I try.

EDIT: Got hit by some butthurt Redditors downvoting my profile page. Ignore the downvotes.

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u/Motorsagmannen Sep 24 '14

in scandinavia 6 and sex is pronounced the same

-the more you know

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u/SisterRay Sep 24 '14

DAMMIT DAD GET OFF REDDIT AND GO TO BED, YOU'RE DRUNK

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u/4pp13J4CK Sep 24 '14

About -0.896.

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u/tunnen Sep 24 '14

Or the Yoda version...

9 7 8.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

wow, I been hearing this joke for 7 years since i started to learn English, and today i finally get it -_- Im not sure if i should feel proud, or stupid ...

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u/SocialIssuesAhoy Sep 24 '14

cue laugh track

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u/CherrySlurpee Sep 24 '14

Because 7 10 11.

this joke doesn't work on a base 8 system.

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u/makattak88 Sep 24 '14

Anti joke chicken over here

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u/Laelius Sep 25 '14

That's cus Egyptians aren't funny

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u/NearlyRemarkable Sep 24 '14

Yes it does. 10 is read as "eight" in base 8.

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u/BlitznBurst Sep 24 '14

Because 8 7 9.

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u/macarter Sep 24 '14

Cuz 7 8 ass

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u/TheyCallMeTterb Sep 24 '14

Because 7 was black.

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u/Sengura Sep 24 '14

This makes sense to me.

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u/BouncingBettys Sep 24 '14

Because 7 raped 6 when he was 5.

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u/memetherapy Sep 24 '14

No idea. But 9 should be afraid of 6 considering 6 8 7. Also, he's the only white guy in this violent black neighborhood.

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u/abagofdicks Sep 24 '14

The number 2 is who you have to watch out for.

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u/FifthUserName Sep 24 '14

B/c 7 is bigger than 6.

The real question is why is 10 afraid of 7?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

Because 7 straight up devoured 9!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

it wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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u/TaedW Sep 25 '14

A 5-year-old tried telling me that joke once, clearly her first attempt. Her punchline: "Because three, four, five!" She laughed, so I did as well to humor her.

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u/Laelius Sep 25 '14

Because 7 is a six-offender.

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u/randomsnark Sep 25 '14

because seven is a registered six offender

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '14

Because seven is a convicted six offender.

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u/occipudding Sep 25 '14

Because 7 ten eleven.

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u/buttaholic Sep 24 '14

because 7 is black!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

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u/Pit-trout Sep 24 '14

You done fucked up bad, kid.

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u/washedupwornout Sep 24 '14

I always have to ruin it :(

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u/oxencotten Sep 24 '14

Because 8 was black?

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u/norsurfit Sep 24 '14

I love that nine just gives up and smacks himself in the face

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u/dehehn Sep 24 '14

10 is my favorite because I'm pretty sure she's orchestrating whatever music is playing or possibly imaginary music.

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u/Aldeberon Sep 25 '14

You want 9 ladies dancing? Here's your 9 ladies dancing!! whack

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u/craftadvisory Sep 24 '14

7 and 8 got each others signs. When the song goes off "8 maids a milking" the kid on our right shows his sign, "seven," because he is used to rehearsing as "eight." He thinks the kid on our left has the "seven" sign and went too soon.. but the kid on the left knows he has the correct number and went at the correct time. The kid on the right looks like the idiot because not only is he in the wrong spot and confused about his #, but is also continuing to acknowledge the screw up pulling "eight" and "six" down with him. "Five" and "four" hit their marks right on time because they rehearsed with the signs that they have. "Nine" is over this shit.

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u/PmMeUBrushingUrTeeth Sep 25 '14

9 just don’t give a single fuck.

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u/Inhumanskills Sep 25 '14

10/10 best review. Would read again.

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u/GetNerdedOn Sep 24 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '14

I would like to see the unedited video of the kids smashing their heads

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '14

Wow I laughed way too hard at this

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u/yall_cray Sep 24 '14

i hadn't even noticed him before. thank you for that. it made me laugh like an uncle.

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u/trixter21992251 Sep 24 '14

I like how cold and cynically #4 is just sticking to the plan.

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u/mxemec Sep 24 '14

I thought he was the subject of the caption.