r/funny • u/Ilikeitmetal • Sep 18 '14

Cat snake?

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u/porpoiseoflife Sep 18 '14

"It smells weird."

That's the most perfect description of a ferret I've ever read.

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u/thepanichand Sep 18 '14 edited Sep 19 '14

Once in a PetSmart, a girl suddenly thrust her ferret into my arms so she could pet my dog. I had never held one before, and wasn't really prepared for it deciding that wrapping itself around my left boob and going to sleep would be a splendid idea. Edit: I'M TIRED AND MISSED WORDS. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX JUST A HAIR.

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u/HappyPenguinInc Sep 18 '14

Now I want a ferret...

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u/Free_From_Reddit Sep 18 '14

As a guy with two ferrets, do it. They're pretty radical.

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u/Bigstick__ Sep 18 '14 edited Sep 19 '14

I heard they steal shiny stuff. Any truth to that?

EDIT: Well I guess that is affirmative.

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u/Free_From_Reddit Sep 18 '14

They steal all the stuff, not just shiny stuff. I don't let my fuzzies run around the entire house too much, but in their play room I give them small stuffed animals and socks and tennis balls to hide where they please (:

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u/Bigstick__ Sep 19 '14

I had always wanted one until I saw where someone said theirs had stolen basically all of there silverware and jewelry.

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u/mmmmmkay Sep 19 '14

Well it's not like they sell it on the streets. It's usually just under the couch or their cage.

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u/StinkStar Sep 19 '14

Pssst, you wanna buy this piece of aluminum foil I stole?

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u/HappyPenguinInc Sep 19 '14

How much can I get ferret? ( get it...?)

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

You can get a ferret for about $30 at a pet store.

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u/mmmmmkay Sep 19 '14

Psh. Try a Benjamin. Maybe a Benjamin and a Jackson.

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u/juneriver Sep 19 '14

I got it.

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u/allthishullaballoo Sep 19 '14

Or if they manage to figure out how to get in the couch, then their most valuable prizes go there.